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BROCKTON - - MASS, ‘AND WOMEN So Jones obeyed what Jenkins said, religiously; | He learned to “port,” to “order” and to “‘slope.”” He practised on his manual prodigiously Until he’d mastered all the drilling dope. So now when fect to Jones’ left are stuttering While “passing” is the order of the day, Ii you hop into the ranks you'll hear him mutter- ing, And these are just the words that Jones will Guide right—guide right—elbows on your hips. Exerybody on the jump and woe to him who slips, I's gun square on your shoulder, and your spine as stiff as starch When you're riding on the grinder and the Ensign bellows “ March!” ‘ A Tourist Abroad By Pyr. S.A. Reve 5 Field Hospital, 292 San. Train, EF I've learnt a great many things about myself since I came over that I never knew before; for ———— = = ance, I know that I can live without cating | vurs and hours, can march for three days It Can't Be Done Plane Talk sal three nights with practically no sleep, and iy Puivare H. Masox, 180th Alero Squadron | By. D. 3feMasran, U. S. Neral Air Station, Miami, Fla (an sleep on anything that can hold my weight. An aviation recruit is choking violently. It’s nice to drive an aeroplane, Thave already tried sleeping on the ground, in Officer—What’s the matter with him? Sick? Way up there in the blue. stables, woodsheds with wood on the | Recruit (finding utte wr, cattle barns that had just been evacuated, can’t chaw terbaccer an’ watch these ’ere airy- wud mud holes with nice soft mud, But the | planes, too! of all are the troop trains. They are the | Too Swift a Pace 1 French freight fairs about half the size | That's What Appealed to Him | By Paivare. P. L. Bawks, Aviation Service, U.S.A. Ry Pavare O. BE. Howrt, LLLL Inspector, Hoquiam, Wash ; [ A few weeks ago two young soldiers were and we The veteran Tommy was leading the Yankee | moving amp near Washington. ¢ to ride on them for three or four novice across No-Man’s Land. Upon encounter- “Well,” said one, “when I get my id nights. Sometimes we get a train of ing severe fire, the Tommy took to cover, much | off, I am going right up to the White Hous that have just transported another divi- to the eager Yankce’s disappointment. call on the President.” , and strike a car that had eight horses in it | “Darn it, man,” he stormed, the excited | “If you do, I'll take your picture as you go re us, and when we finally get to our desti- cheers of his comrades could be heard, “think | in,” said another. we don’t remind anyone of a popular what we're missing lying here!” “No, take it as I come out.” mery, but rather of Bill's crowd from the “Yes,” the Tommy retorted complacently, “T couldn't do that,” answered the second Squadron’s stable. “hand just you think what’s a-missin’ hus, too.” | soldier, “my kodak doesn’t work so fast.” (It’s quite the thing to do). ce)—No, sir; but I | It’s nicer yet to land again American ones and they are marked ld either forty men or eight horses ctimes hay first time and \comicbooks.com