Judge — September 14, 1918 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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More Dope for the German Public month—but not quite the way they meant General Pershing—Madame, another con of assistance has arrived be! May I order two rooms and Munich) BUSINESS That Made Him Worse—“ I'm sick and tired running after you with this bill.” “Try walking, old chap.”—Boston Transcript How It’s Done—“What shall I do with that stock of wooden pie-plates? Ve haven't had a call for them in years.” “That's easy. We'll just. make the people buy so cents’ worth of those things before we'll sell them the sugar and flour they have to have.”—Detroit Free Press A Pair of ‘Em—A running mate for the facetious gentleman of the garage who posts a sign out in front, “The Air Is Free,” has been found out North Wood- ward avenue in the person of the druggist who has on his window: “Stamps Still at Cost.” —Detroit News. (eee ou eee ere } THE SEX Perhaps Somebody Twisted His Neck All the Way Round—J Zz. brings forth a query: “What,” he asks, “has become of the old-fashioned man who used to twist his neck and rubber every time he saw a girl with a dab of paint on her cheeks?"’—Detroit News. Her Character—* What sort of a char- acter is Mrs. Chatty?” “The sort that doesn’t leave other people any.”"--Ballimore American In Deep Water—Jack's Uncle (coming up on piazza)—What do you suppose? Jack has just rescued that young widow, Mrs. Wiles, from the surf. His Aunt—There! I expected some- thing like that would happen. Now we'll have to rescue Jack.—Boston Transcript. His Guess" Is our client beautiful?” “TL guess you'd call her beautiful as a point of law. Still, she’s no chicken Better pick out a jury of near-sighted men.”"—St. Louis Globe- Democrat, Mutual Compliment--MMrs. A You were such a charming debutante, my dear, fifteen years ago. Miss B—Was I? Lonly remember you made such a lovely chaperon for me when came out.—Boston Transcript. BAD BREAKS | + In the Hurly-Burly—Actor— Well, Hodge how is your daughter getting on in London? Old Hodge—Thank ‘ce, sir. She's all right so far—but with these air-raids on, she never knows but wot next minute she may be hurled into maternity.— London Opinion The Tripping Tongue—Mrs, Blank (visiting)—Really, Henry and I meant to call long before this, but somehow we kept putting off the evil day.—Boston Transcript. Some Smile—“ Lady Honoria entered the room, a sweet, if rather set, SMILE upon her handsome ricure.”"—Sir Rider Haggard in * Beatrice.” A Lot for the Money—“Rheuma- tism, gout, lumbago, constipation, bilious- bad skin, GUARANTEED.” nt in London Times. ness, neural Advertiser More Hun Talk—* Von Kuchlmannin the Reichstag said: The idea of a victory for the Entente is a 9-2 St. Na they, 5-4 Galley Law, 6-1 Ragman. Newcastle (England) Evening Chronicle. Mountains of Water—‘“In front of him spread the great hills of the north sea.”"—London Answers. More Americans La Victoin comicbooks.com