Judge — August 31, 1918 — page 23: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Diana (Allen), Goddess of Night, according to Zieg- feld mythology. At any rate She's inthe Midnight Frolic. From “Wuy Worry’ Rasukixp: Stop hitting my el- bow. Already dropped three olives. Dusix: Did / make olives rou Say, November! November: Nu, what now? Dusix: On the stairs coming up I lost a butter. Bring it up with you next time Marcouws: And I dropped some Maryland chicken. From “Tue Passinc Snow” Samay (one of the prizes acquired by the Government when it took over the telegraph systems): Oh, gee! I feel like thirty- three cents. Girts: You mean thirty cents. Samay: Sure, but I added the war tax. From “THe Passinc Snow” “Say, Galli-Cur- ci, you make lots of money, don’t you? “Yes, but Mischa Elman gets four thousand dollars a performance.” “For playing a violin? Oi oi! Dot’s a thousand dollars a string! Why don’t he play a harp!” comicbooks.com