Judge — August 24, 1918 — page 26: what you’re looking at

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SS a Ga Tee For Your j | | | , Amusement COHAN & HARRIS Shai Wethand S250. | COHAN & HARRIS Present Funniest American Comedy of Recent Years A TAILOR-MADE MAN HARRY JAMES SMITH with GRANT MITCHELL GAIETY 2®*™3y & 46th Street. Evenings 8.15] Mats Wed. & Sat. 2.15 KLAW & ERLANGER'S Big Musical Comedy Hit THE Rainbow Girl BOOTH 45th W. of B’way. The STUART WALKER CO. tn Tarkingtoo s Eve 8:30. Mata Wed. & Sat. at 2:30, Broadway and 30th Street. Evenings $:15 | CASINO trite 8a22Rs"sa Eee | OH, LADY! LADY!! WINTER GARDEN ""y22323,50"¢¢ THE PASSING SHOW OF 191 ASTOR Mr. & Mrs. SIDNEY DREW Matinees Toes. Thurs. 4 'sat. away and tSth Street. Evenin pees Wednesday nnd Saturday 2:15: | Keep Her Smiling 20th oF. hw 30. Maxine Elliott’s {itt 'N Jag Rat 340 ALLEGIAN NCE False Economy By Wacter G. HE prettiest girl I ever saw Was making mince-meat out of straw. When I es: She paused But said: “Go 'w For crustless, bakele: So please go ‘way. Don't interfere.” “But,” I protested, “listen here. | Your using straw that reckless wa Will tend to lift the price the ha: Dory yed some conversation ot in her conservation 1 [seek a prize asteless pies. | The Meaning of the Moaning The wind groaned about the caves. an ill wind. It was A Natural Interence “ He is one of Nature’s noblemen.” “H'm!” returned old Gaunt N. Grimm. “Is he as clumsy and ill-mannered as all that?” | Summer Schedule Up and Down on the Broadway Joy Line With L. M., Conductor German- nst itself. One of Auveciance—Maxine Elliott, American family divided a Buve Peart, Tue—Longacre. those **jool mysteries.” Fouues or 1918—New Amsterdam. A feast for the eye in many courses, served a la Ziegfeld. —Hudson. Frienpty Exem Laughing lecture on loyalty. Gettinc Tocetuer—Shubert. Entente cordiale of trench worthies. Goinc Up—Liberty. Airship ahoy! with Frank Craven in it, nervous but nervy: Keer Her Smitinc—Astor. Sidney Drew, as a submerged clerk, performs business miracles to meet his wife's extravagance. Maytime—Lyric. The latest relay of actors in this seemingly non-stop play. Mipnicut Frotic—Cocoanut Grove. The curfew rings late in the Ziegfeld bellefry. Mipnicut Rev Jentury Grove. While the girls are resting between maneuvers the Dooleys “Stroll Down the Avenue” and roll down the steps. Mortuer’s Linerty Bonp—Park. A vil- lain, yes, but eager for mama’s security. Passinc Suow or 1918—W inter Garden. If undermanned, it is at least consider- ably overgirled. x—Booth. Robed in paternal splendor, Willie Baxter woos the Baby- Talk Lady Se Sue Watks 1x Her Steer—Playhouse. Morpheus inveigles a lady into an indiscretion. Ticer Rose—Lyceum. The realistic thunderstorm is much appreciated these hot evenings. Very Goon Younc Manx, A—Plymouth. Wallace Eddinger as a pet paragon. Even Our Subscribers Spend Their Money Poetically Jupce Pusttsuinc Co.— All Right Judge—guess I'll take a chance and dig an idle dollar from the pocket of my pants. If you can keep it working at the job of spreading cheer, you’re the guy who ought to have it, for it’s doing nothing here. I don’t know where I got it, but I’ve had it quite a while. Tho’ I’ve loved it and caressed it, I have never seen it smile. I never had-an inkling that smile or grin was there, but perhaps the chap who had it didn’t treat it on the square. Since you know the treatment needed to entice the winning smile. It is best to turn it over and to give the scheme a trial. So, All Right Judge—get busy right away, and remember that you’ve prom- ised me, “a giggle every day.” Tom Hix. QJ. R. Patterson) JUDGE A Patriotic Tip UDGE was one of the three most popular publications in the camps in a list including ali the leading magazines. “The happy medium,” Judge, furnishes welcome relaxation for war-strung nerves. Stick a 1¢ stamp on the cover of this issue, according to Postmaster Burleson’s advice, and drop in the mail; the Government will send it to soldiers or sailors at the front. Do this every week, and you'll make life that much cheerier for the men in camp and “over there.” Or send us a dollar and a soldier's or sailor’s name and address —either at camp or at the front — and we'll send him the next 13 issues. Address Judge, 225 Fifth Avenue, New York City Smoking: A Sammy Speaks By Grace. G. Bostwick I T ain’t just smoking makes us love it so; It's hopes and dreams that seem to come and go; It’s all the soothing syrups ever made; Its clownish tricks and circus lemonade When we were kids. It’s quietness and peace In midst of tumult. It’s the sweet release For just the moment from the ills that fret— And something more that helps us to forget. It's home and mother, old-time friends and true, In that it brings them all again to view, And things we never had, like wife and child The joy of loving—pure, undefiled. And as we smoke, we see the end of war And all that we as men are fighting for! Thrown In “Why is Jones always tagging around that rying to marry her, I suppose?” “No. He was thrown in with the million ” Drawn by Victor Haut Overseas Equipment No Shortage Here! comicbooks.com