Judge — August 10, 1918 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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August 10, 1918 Be Reasonable, Girls! AERO SQUADRO’ — Field, = Tn. Eptror or Jupce, When the morning mail comes I ascend to the seventh heaven of delight, but when the mail orderly brings the afternoon lot, I flounder in the slough of despond—or vice versa. And it is all the result of that modest little note of mine which you published some few wecks ago. I am quite aware that Jupce is full of jokes, but I never dreamed that one of those jokes would be on me. Since that item appeared I have been deluged with letters, post cards and photographs from all over the United States and Kansas. A few ex interest you: One young lady in Utah actually “cussed me out,” and stated that I couldn’t write to her on a million dollar bet! Another girlie began her letter thusly; “Re- ferring to your advertisement which appeared in Jupce, ete.” “Florida” informed me that she could not tolerate a person who sought “correspondence popularity” through advertising! A fair Bostonian—I know she is bound to be good looking, and has several Pierce-Arrows and Rolls-Royces—says she will send me any- thing I want—no matter what it is. I'm for her! exas. cts from some of the letters might A Virginian offered to be my girl,” if I didn’t already have one. As yet Nevada and Oregon have not been heard from, but I am living in hopes. Sad to say, up to the present time, Uncle Sam has not furnished me with a private secretary, and have, therefore, been somewhat “up a tree.” T have had to “pass the buck” to other members of the squadron, or else become heartless and go on a still hunt for a waste basket, but just the same, I love ‘em all! And when peace is declared, and Tam turned loose—Oh, boy ELF. Je “long-distance His Turn Now To the kind reader of these few lines You will be astonished at reading this, for Iam as much unknown to you as you are to me, but long months of monotonous life surcly HOTEL SAN REMO Central Park West, 74th and 75th Streets rice YORK Recent end Rath—$260 per dey and upwards: Parlor, bedroom and bath—$4.00 ee day and upwards. SPECIAL WEEKL' res | Please Write for [ih * a ie MUND AP BRENNAN ROMEIKE’S PRESS CUPPING: BUREAU I send y ew spaper s which may appear a yaub- which you may ertodica zranttete urope is searched. Tern HENRY ROMEIKE, 106-110 Seventh Ave., New York WANTED—AN IDEAL mple thing to patent? ou wealth. Write f feas, they Reople of culture and refinement invariably PREFER. Deities to any other cigarette Dngrgyres ates of lp Cte the Berks Draven by R. B WHO CAN THINK OF SOME | at the front can only suggest sorts of things as * follows: I picked up a JupGr book in some dugout, and it gave me good time while reading it through, and all of a sudden an idea struck me at the sight of an article of yours. I would write you and inquire whether you happened to know of a young girl who would like to take up corresponding with a young French soldier. It’s what I’m doing. Now, if that could be, let me introduce my- If briefly: have been only two years in the my, being only twenty by now, I have a fair Very Busy pation aN ey ee Furter Mother—Have you seen anything of my little Harold? Captain—Yes'm, he's commissioned for obser- vation work over th’ enemy's NON-INTOXICATING Ale For the Betterment of Mankind [Bl cw. ever REM Dealer wy | complexion!!! [liv in England a little over one year; it’s what enabled me to pick up a few English words I still remember; before I had always been living in Paris. Well, I have written enough, and taken very much of your time, as time’s money, and money’s necessary to Win! I'd better stop, in thanking you very much in advance. Truly yours, Jacques Lacroix, DR. ALL Téléphoniste, 2/2 par B.C. M. Paris, France. Her Risk The girl who buys every face cream that is supposed to be good for the skin is sure to be skinned on some of them. Waisting Time They went for a walk. He wore a wrist- watch and soon she had the time about her. comicbooks.com