Judge — August 3, 1918 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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SS HOTEL Marie Antoinette 66th St. & Broadway, New York A House of Most Refined Atmosphere. Noted for Its Cuisine. European Plan. In Ye Gude Olde Days Yeoman—I hear Rolf is stage struck. Fair Ladie—In sooth, would he fain become an actor? Yeoman—Nay, he got in the way of the Royal Coach.—Widow. H. Stanley Green, Managing Director “MADE AT KEY WEST || WANTED—AN IDEA! WHO CAN THINK OF SOME | The Optimist Our Idea of an Op- timist—The lad who, Ett Your Patent and Your Moneys" Randolph & Co,| reaching the station in Patent Attorneys, Dept. 129, Washington, D. C | time to see the rapidly disappearing taillights Let's of the “last train,” “Germany still insists on annexations. Let's | with the next train due at4A.M., looksupat the moon, shoves his hands Bunkered in his pockets and 4 chirps, between puffs, “Now if I only had my Chemistry here—.” —Record. give her Hell." —Punch Bowt What He Would Do John — Doctor, my brother stepped in a hole and wrenched his | knee and now he limps. What would you do in a case like that? Doc—I suppose I would limp too.—Atwgwan. That Letter of Yours Your letter gave me not one scare; You really must do better. No more you'll love me—this you swear;— “Nice chain you have.” But such a lengthy letter! “Yes, I won it playing golf.” “ Any special reason for carrying the links around with you? "—Widow. His Proposal She—Kisses are intoxicating. He—Let’s get soused.—Panther. Twelve pages, covered every one, And oh! so neatly written! ‘That's not the way a letter’s done That gives a man the mitten!—Tiger. Same Old Thing She—Did you hear of Mrs. Crabbington’s auto accident? She ran her own husband down. He—Not unusual; she’s been doing it ever since they were married.—Chaparral. With the Gllege Wits Irrepressible, Joyous, responsible ; eg, L Before and After Ina—Do you believe in kissing before marriage?” Clare—Yees, if you expect to get kissed at all JUDGE Gy bra Wimmse== A Thrilling Moment “This is the happiest moment of my life, said in a whisper, “and you are the loveli woman, for you've made a new man of me, you've saved my life. I have drawn you to three other queens." —Chaparrah. Tragedy Scene—Anywhere on the campus. Enter a pale youth letter one Ah, woe is me, woe is me!” Squirrel—Lose some- thing? Pale Nut—I have just undergone a most an- noying operation. Squirrel—What it? Food—I had my al- lowance cut off.—Burr. was Uninteresting Prospect Young Man—Please come out in the garden with me? Fair Co-Ed—Oh, no, I mustn’t go out without a chaperone. Young Man—But we won't need one. Fair Co-Ed—Then I don’t want to go.— Froth. —Tiger. Proof Proposed “Can you prove to me that you're not superstitious?” “Sure.” “Fine—len’ cents.” —Froth. me thirteen At the Dance He—I am glad to see you're back. She—Don't be so risqué.—W idow. And the Waters Rose I was standing by the waters, The stream was flowing by; It cast its fair reflection A-glittering in my eye. My thoughts were on my love, My heart was brightly glowing, When suddenly I noticed The bath. . . was overflowing. —Record. Cuticura Stops Itching an Saves the Hair ANI drugetste: Boap %, Ointment % ai Sample cach free of "Ceticura, Dep comicbooks.com | / f I i /