Judge — August 3, 1918 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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August 3, 1918 HAVE YOU A SWEETHEART, Son or} ‘American Army or Navy? him a package of ALLEN’S FOOT=EAS| the antiseptic powder to be sh the shoes and sprinkled in the foot-bath. The American, British and French troops use in's Foot-Ease, be it takes the Friction from the freshens the feet. It Is the comforter for tire swollen feet, and gives re and bun The Plattsburg Camp Manual advises men in training to shake Foot~Ease . Ask y jet ‘to corns ns. mail it for you, What remembrance could be so acceptable ? Jnumber ¢ Packages of Alen’ will be Het Committe Address, for making up Comfort Allen 8, Olinsted, Le Roy, N.Y. Kits. Misunderstood Corporals Budwesky and O'Hara, of the Headquarters detachment, Washington, are both of the legal profession and are fond of fis discussing intricate points on the statutes. of O'Hara, who has been attending Georgetown, ith got up after one of these discussions lately and at remarked: he “Well, I must be going; I have a case at home I must absorb to the last detail.” his Quartermaster Sergeant Smith, overhearing ut only this last remark, looked up in sur- we prise. 7m “Do you know,” he remarked, “that I never | thought that fellow touched a drop!” Marines’ Magazine. ' TAUGHT YOU HOW TO Aut Nicety Baranceo—Excert n HOTEL SAN REMO- Central Park West, 74th and 75th Streets NEW YORK he Spring hers an Te pan ay end upward Parlon't bedroom an. day and upwards. SPECIAL WEEKLY. RATES Please Wnite for Illustrated Booklet Ownership Management—EDMUND M. BRENNAN ROME IKE’S PRESS CLIPPING | BUREAU | We will se clippings which may appear about you, your (-iends. or any sub: ject on which you may want to be “up-to-date. Paper and pendical of importance in the U srope is searched. Terms $6.00 per 100 notices. HENRY ROMEIKE, 106-110 Seventh Ave., New York FUN from the FIGHTERS Good Things in Our Army and Navy Publications The New Hero It’s pretty hard these days, even for amovie star, to get_ more publicity than a champion riveter.—Trench and Camp. Then the Band Played “Poor Old Jo he has musical feet. “What aret “Two flats.” is gettin’ a discharge because ‘coenth Regiment Gazette. A Definition “What isa humdinger?” “One who can make a deaf, dumb and blind woman holler ‘Oh, boy! The Bullet. THIS 15 ALL THEY GAVE Sen, seers SIR. He Knew All About It ix tue Heav—The dir Sufficient Qualifications Victim—But I wanta join your gang. Gangster—But what d’ye know ‘bout the game? Victim—I ran a hotel during the war. Gangster youse is a gang all by your- self.—Norfolk Naval Recruit. Reformed The fellow who used to carry a finger-nail file in his upper left-hand vest pocket now uses both hands when he eats his meat.—Trench and Camp. a | 27 YEARS THE ENEMY OF PAIN HEADACHE TABLETS 10* 25¢ Morea | ®r Headaches, | Neuralgias, LaGrippe .2Colds Women's Aches anaIlls, Rheumatic 229 SciaticPains Pain! 46 AGrer Where | Mk Nour Drusgist Par AM Tablets See Hanogram fk an the Genuine Army Definitions | This man’s army has its own idea of the use and meaning of pronouns. Here’s the way ‘e understood: —the rookie. You—the sergeant. He—the Colonel. Ww e—the gang. ey—the Huns. —what the kaiser will get. Theirs—what the Huns will get.—Kelly | Field Eagle. comicbooks.com The Antikamnia Chemical Co..St. Louis