Judge, 1918-06-29 · page 32 of 37
Judge — June 29, 1918 — page 32: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertising and humor content** typical of Judge magazine's college-focused section. The main satirical pieces mock **college life and gender relations** circa early 20th century: - "Recipe for Flunks" satirizes student excuses and laziness - "Cherchez la Femme" (French: "Look for the Woman") plays on the era's stereotype that women cause men's financial troubles—here, a man goes into debt over his girlfriend's expensive gown - Multiple jokes mock **women's behavior**: their incompetence running trains (Monday washday excuse), their vanity, their fashion choices - "Girls We Do Not Like" lists stereotypical feminine flaws—talking too much, swearing, reading philosophy The humor relies on **anti-woman sentiment common to the period**, treating female irrationality and materialism as comedy fodder. References to "war bread" and Flanders mud indicate **WWI-era publication**. The page is largely filled with **period advertisements** (hotels, paper warehouses, music services), making this a typical commercial magazine layout mixing editorial content with revenue-generating ads.
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HOTEL SEVILLE Fifth Ave. and 29th St., New York City Convenient to all best shops. Ideal for out-of-town visitors. Single Rooms with Detached Bath, $2.00 per day. Single Rooms with Private Bath, $2.50 per day upward. Rooms, with Bath, for Two, $3 to $5 per day. Parlor, Bedroom and Bath, $5 to $10 per day. Send for diagram showing fixed rooms prices JOHN F. GARRETY, Mgr. ROMEIKE’S cee" y subject on wi 1 may want to be “uj datas Elvery newspaper ‘and perodical of im- Portance in the United States and Europe is searched. Terms, $5.00 for 100 notices. HENRY ROMEIKE, 106-110 Seventh Ave., New York Risky ereroees | He—I'm afraid you'll be shocked by this story! She—I will be if I haven't heard it.—Widow. Cherchez la Femme! Yevette had A brand new gown He loathed to go In debt He hoped That he'd forget How many francs It cost And yet— There was so little Gown— So much Yevette. —Pelican. HENRY LINDENMEYR & SONS PAPER WAREHOUSE Nos. 32, 34 and 36 Bleceker Street, Branch Warehouses: 30 Beekman Street, New York, and 32 Clinton Street, Newark, N.J ALL KINDS OF PAPER MADE TO ORDER WRITE THE \VORDS FORA SONG We write music and assist in securing publishers ac- ceptance. Submit poems on war, love or any subject. CHESTER MUSIC COMPANY 638 South Dearborn St., Suite 263, CHICAGO, ILLINOIS WANTED—AN IDEA! WHO CAN THINK OF SOME Recipe for Flunks "TAKE pound of bluffs, stir in a few excuses, add a dance or two, flavor well with joy rides and moonlight strolls. Boil continuously, stir before using and serve hot at the end of the semester.—Awgwan. Every Monday That women cannot run our train Is useless to repine; For every Monday they would have A washout on the line. —Punch Bout. Can't Even Draft It! “What the deuce is this, waiter?” “War bread, sir.” “Well, it’s too darn old for active service.” —Jes- ter. Conundrum Freshman—Why do telephone companies em- ploy homely girls? Soph.—One answers as well as another.—Burr. Natural Question Officer (as his car bumps over pedestrian’s legs)—Hey, there! Look out! Tommy (picking himself out of the Flanders mud)—Wat yuh goin’ to do? Back up?— Gargoyle. The Sneeze “At whom are you looking?” demanded the young lady who obstructed her path. “Atchoo!” replied the hay fever victim, and hurried away.—Pelican. On the Face of It ee tmple thing to patent? Protect your Ideas, they may bring You Wealth. Write for “Needed Inventions” and “How to yet Your Patent and Your Money.” Randolph & Co., Patent Attorneys, Dept. 129, Washington, D. O. He—Why do you call your dog Crystal? Ske—Because he’s a watch dog. —Purple Cow. With the Gllege Wits Trrepressible, Joyons, From High to Low “Shifting Gears” Another JUDGE Hit Scored with the Brod FETTICOATS ana PANTS 225 Fifth Avenue 2 | persona of one | to chas brandis All night, the con “Say “Wh rrespousible Furor Teutonicus Her mother said, “Her voice was trained In Germany.” (My ears were pained.) I answered, out of spitefulness, “It has true German frightfulness!” —Purple Cow. “Wel Isn't it Funny poh That you never step | front in on girls’ skirts any more when descending the stairs after the show? SoME —Orange Peel. men Youn Girls We Do Not Like | Mrs. B Girls who talk about | speak ¥ nothing too much. met her Girls who don’t talk at | be had | all. of the t Girls who swear. condoler Girls who disapprove | After of swearing. spoke of Girls who say “ain't” | “Oh, and chew Squearmint en- | D&S 10. \ thusiastically. mishap! Girls who read Kant | “Not and Schopenhauer, and | ™a9, “I believe in the Higher | tunity!” Urge. Girls who giggle hys terically. Girls with no sense of humor. —Pelican Hee anc Girls who wear striped stockings without | father w cause. the your Girls who have cause to wear striped stock- | “Oh, « ings yet don’t. somethin Co-eds.—Punch Bout. asked ye “Well But— “Well Angry Prof——Do you think this class is a | to find c joke, young man? “Cook t Student—No, sir, I’m not laughing at the class.— ’ack-o' Lantern. you wou. Vacate! “Are you Mrs. Pilington-Haycock?” “No.” “Well, Iam, and this is her pew.”—Pelican. ‘On, ba lovely u world dic “T sea or had it band. “Why, Mrs. Boy “Well, Boyd. « it began then I sa canying | came tor shelter, THIS clever picture, whid appeared on a recett cover of JUDGE, has be reproduced in full colors a mounted on a heavy mi 11 x 14, ready for the frase It will be sent postpaid f twenty-five cents cash ¢ stamps. JUDGE ART PRINT DEPARTMENT New York CY