Judge, 1918-06-15 · page 32 of 36
Judge — June 15, 1918 — page 32: what you’re looking at
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This page from Judge (a satirical weekly) contains mostly **humor columns, light verse, and advertisements**—typical filler content rather than political satire. **The notable cartoon** is "Paris as Was," showing a woman in an elaborate wedding dress beside a man. The accompanying joke plays on **time zone differences**: she asks about the time difference between New York and Paris; he suggests Paris time moves "faster" because "the time in Paris is quite a bit faster," implying the pace of life (or romance) there differs. This is genteel humor about cultural contrasts. **Other content** includes college jokes, humorous verses (like "An Hawaiian Idyll" romanticizing Hawaii), and quips about courtship and marriage. The piece "The Curse of Drink" appears to be about alcohol's effects on relationships. The **advertisements** (E.Z. Garters, Evans Ale, Hotel Empire, Henry Lindenmeyer paper warehouse) reflect early 20th-century consumer goods and services. Overall: **This is a humor/entertainment page with no significant political content**—typical light magazine fare from Judge's era.
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