Judge, 1918-05-18 · page 9 of 36
Judge — May 18, 1918 — page 9: what you’re looking at
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This page collects several short jokes and one political cartoon, typical of Judge's satirical format. **Top Cartoon:** A WWI-era scene showing a naval officer discussing submarine chasers. The joke's punch line—"there is getting to be quite a shortage of submarines"—celebrates American naval success against German U-boats, implying they're being destroyed faster than replaced. **Other Jokes:** Varied domestic humor including: - A woman inviting friends specifically to use leftover party food - A shop clerk's strict rental return policy - A quip about why America lacks great writers (unlike England, which "exploits" American talent) - A druggist losing female customers after firing his handsome clerk - A financier comparing surgery to financial "cutting" (possibly referencing stock manipulation) - A taxi driver's joke about marital discord The page reflects early 20th-century American concerns: WWI optimism, consumerism, gender dynamics, and financial satire. Most humor relies on wordplay and social observation rather than overt political commentary.
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‘UM . Peters “Do you fare well on the submarine chasers, Lieutenant, or do you suffer from shortage of anything?” “Well, there is getting to be quite a shortage of submarines. An Invitation WOMBAT has invited over to play cards to- “Well, well, my dear, why this sudden interest? She never invited us before.” “She gave a party this afternoon and I suspect she has some grub left over that she doesn’t like to see go entirely to waste.” Too Much to Ask The lady—Can I have this sent on madam; but you'll have to return it in seven days. The lady—Goodness gracious! How can I make up my mind in seven days! The Reason Why “Why is it, do you suppose, we do not produce any good literary men, as they do in England?” “Because we have no other country where they can be exploited. England has America.” #3 WD. Van Aree e Drawn by W. R. Vax Aspace One Puppy—Gee, how wouid you like to get into a scrap with him. Other Puppy—Ah—I'll betcha my daddy could lick him, alright. Maybe He Was “So the doctor is going to operate on you tomorrow?” “Yes,” said the financier, “and he looks as happy as if he were going to cut a melon.” The Disconcerted Druggist “The girls seem to have deserted my place since I fired my handsome . soda clerk.” “Yes, I guess they liked his phiz.” “But I'm dispensing the same fizz.” Explained Willis—What caused the row be- tween Bump and his wife? Gillis—They went out to a theater last night and Bump hired a taxi to take them home. When the driver asked him where to, Bump said “Home,” and the driver said,'* Which one?” In the Dining Car “Waiter, bring me all the food I can get for two dollars.” You said a mouthful, boss.”” comicbooks.com