Judge — March 2, 1918 — page 32: what you’re looking at

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Only 10 easy lessons bring speed of 80 to 100 words @ minute 4 WONDERFU ods. minute are writ Send postal of letter foday—te may Aditre THE TULLOSS SCHOOL, 8543 College Hill, Springfield, Ohio On Leave . By Rerun Waricur Kavrraan HE ocean still is on your cheeks, Great Britain's blown your hair; ¢ traveled farther these last weeks Than to the county fai ‘The mud?—You know it upside down; You're very worldly-wise, But, oh, I think your own home town Is gleaming in your eyes! li E could turn about and say: “That town is my town T landed just the other d What, think you, Would you And look hard in my face, And ask about a certain land Thet holds a certain place. would you do? I guess you'd wrench my hand You'd talk o “Our town” t The folks back there in all their hues, And dear old Centre Street But [don’t turn. The boulevards, world-w You swa Where no ¢ sees your own home town That's shinin in your eyes On the Wagon { ‘This medium is a wonder—she can call up any spirit that you desire. He—None for mine, thank you. I’ve simply got to get used to the fact that the country is going bone dry any day. coPY THIS . SKETCH The Landon School Z Seetice 1483 Schetield Building. 8: Now By Doveias Matrocu L °T US NOT quarrel with a day Now gathered to the past, With any atmosphere of gray Or day too loved to last Day that brought pain, re forgot, Day that brought pleasure, fled; We have today—and we have not The day that’s dead Only the kisses of the hour \re sweet, or words are dear There is no perfume on the flow'r That bloomed some yesteryear. Perhaps another's Fr Perhaps some other arms caressed — lips have pressed m your red lips the wine, Now you are mine Time, hoary rival, nevermore My heart shall hurt with pain Because you loved my love before— Mayhap shall love again. By miles we sail the widest seas Of life, each voyager; You have your hopes, your memories— But I have Her. We shall not quarrel with you, Time: Today the skies are blue, With rose to pluck, and hill to climb, And feet to walk in dew. All earth, all time, all else, depart, And naught shall say us nay; For, lip to lip and heart to heart, We have today. Everything in Common Ry Ju LTHOUGH she had been expecting and angling for it for three months, she had of course said “This is so sudden,” when it finally came, and then she had said, “And [Tam glad, dear, that we have ing in common. Your favorite r is blue and that is my favorite color. Then your favorite flower is the rose and it is also my favorite flower. I like Harold Bell Wright the best of any author, and I have heard you say that he is also your favorite. And we think just alike about Charlie Chaplin and Mary Pickford and we both just love the movies and you are as crazy about dancing as I am, and we both Ilaknovk love br and cabaret restaurants. I was reading the other day that when a young couple married they should have the same aspirations and ideals or there no real soul communion. So dear, that you and I have and aspirations to make us one in spirit as well as in name? 1 am happy t all things essential to happy married life welate 20 truly on could be isn’t it lovely, the same ideals A Modified Lame Duck She—I wonder what the newdance will next winter. Ie (who has just enlisted)—I think it will be the goose-step backwards. be Who ? By Owen B. Wixters Sst ER SADIE’S now a bell: hop, In a swell hotel, Cousin Lu So does Annabel. y drives a taxi, Mother runs an el Aunt Jane carr Grandma's bus¢ 1 When the cruel war is ended, And the boys come back, Wonder who will rock the cradle— Jill or Jack? Short-Lived Joy Husband—I'm glad you only want fx dollars to go shopping with today. Whi are you going to get with it? Wife—Nothing but luncheon, dea I'm ‘going to have everything el charged! | SMADE AT al GARS Quick Relief for Husky, Hoarse, Tickling Throats 25e at all Drug Stores. Sample for two-cent stamp Your Prospective Customers re listed in our Catalog of 99% guaranteed Mailing Lists, ft also contains vital suge estions how to advertise and sell profitably y mail. Counts and prices gi diferent national Lists, Craboing fot instance, Farmers, Noodle Te Hare ware Dirs., Zine Sey) ene ‘his value ile Reforénce Boob frets Write tor te Strengthen Your Advertising Literature OurAdves ing Counsel and Sales Promotion Service will improve both your plan and copy, thus insuring pool tl profits, erature for preliminary i |