Judge — February 23, 1918 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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Hotel Ansonia 73rd St.—Broadway—74th St., NEW YORK CITY SUBWAY EXPRESS STATION MAGNIFICENT BOREEROGE HOTEL, CON- LL SHOPS AND THEATRES. Rooms and Bath, $2.50 per day For 2 Persons, $4.00 per day Canadian Money Is Accepted at This Hotel Without Discount. GEORGE W. SWEENEY, Late of d Lafayette Hotel, Buffalo, N. Y. ictoria Hotel, N. Y. After all— ulte so satistyin: trying days and ni NON-INTOXICATING Ale NO GOVERNMENT LICENSE REQUIRED Up-to-Date Grocers,, Drusrists and Dealers EVANS & SONS. 786 HUDSON, N.Y. The Industrious Hewgag By Texxyson J. Darr HE hewgag, toiling at his task, Doth whistle all the day, Hewing out his joyous gags, While chips fall where they may. Easy Money “How did he make his fortune?” “He secured contracts for printing the stock certificates of all the new oil cor- porations.” Conservation She—You call me the apple of your eye, but you don’t marry me. He—Swell chance I’d have if Hoover caught me hoarding an apple. FEED DON’T woo. TO MOTHS A Disquieting Prospect By Epwarp A. AN wcnsletog ae young man con- BARNEY templating negotiations with a boarding mistress who had no reputation at all for cloying the appetites of her guests, entered the back parlor at the moment the lady he sought was tele- phoning the recipe for her favorite cake toa friend. Hat in hand, the caller stood listening with growing dismay until the conclusion of the conversation. “Four eggs, one pound of flour, half a pound of sugar, half a pint of milk, a pinch of salt and a piece of butter the size of an egg. Well, young man, what can I do for you?” After wild but futile groping for some graceful method of retreat, the applicant gulped away manfully until he was finally able to make reply with a passable degree of dignity. Jell—er—I called to inquire about board, but if that was a grocery order I just heard, I think I'd better be looking somewhere else.” Tips A BAD toupee often shine. The bachelor of today may be entirely engrossed with the subject of “dressed chicken” and yet not have any interest whatever in poultry. It is no particular indication of chivalry when a man gives up a whole seat to a homely woman who has over-indulged in perfumery. spoils a good “The mission of this paper is to preach the gospel of happiness” Copyright, 1918, by LeslieSudge Company. Entered at the Post-offce at New York ss 3 mail matter. Cable address “Jodgurk® Telephone 6658 ‘ublished weekly by LeslieSudge ( Brunswick Building, #28 Fifth Avenue, 3 Washington Representative Wyatt Building, Washington, D.C John A. Sleicher, Presiden in P. Sleicher, See'y Perriton Maxwell, Editor A. Waldron, Literary Editor, Lawton Mackall, Associate Ealitor. ison Square: ny \. E. Rollaver, Treasurer E. Hamilton, Art Director SUBSCRIPTION RATES One year, 52 nembe Six moaths, or 6 0 Thirteen weeks = Payable in advance or by draf ai New Vark: o¢ by express ae cted by copyright in both Ha newsstand, the publi ions if that fact be promptly reported on MBERS: Present 1916, 20 cents, ete Postage free in the United States, its dependencies, and Mex- op To Canadian Pr J 50 cents a year for postage; to all foreign countries a: WESTER? Marquette Building Ni 0 cents per copy; 1917, Minois OFFICE Boston, Mass Jodge le printed hy the Schwelaler Press. Captain Kidd’s Treasure James Montgomery Flagg Lae A Present from Her Sailor Friend James Montgomery Flagg A Jill for Jack James Montgomery Flage War Babies Will Rannelle Everybody loves the sailor Here are five pictures for everybody for they’re all as full and tang asa of snap sea-breeze. They are full- color prints - 9x12,onheavy mats ready for the frame and they sell at $.25 apiece— the five for $1.00 Judge Art Print Dept. 225 Fifth Avenue New York City comicbooks.com