Judge — February 9, 1918 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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An intimate circus. Chu Chin Chro—Century. A sumptuous vi Orient that surpasses even the cigarette advertisements. Cohan Rerue—New Amsterdam. ge pays his rag- time respects to the season's Doing Our Bit—Winter Garden. ‘1b ured business man’s devotion. Experience—Manhattan. An old back to town for a short visit yes of Youtk—Maxine Elliott. Assorted futures to choose from, revealed to the heroine by a Yogi. Flo-Flo—Cort. Syncopated ling French Repertory—Vieux Colombier. The flame of Art trying to shine on the Grey Blight Way. General Post—Gaicty. Bright comedy, with Tom Wise ig to present a “military figure.” Plymouth, A free spirit, fresh from world ate in Society Tuneful tribulations of an un- Being war-hostess to one’s long-lost Margaret Anglin shrine of each acquaintance, come Laurette Taylor in a slight but amusing comedy of Manners. Heritage, T. Showing the inadvisability of being descended from murderers Honor Bright—Vanderbilt. Latest attempt to meet the shortage of musical shows, Jack O'Lantern—Globe. Fred Stone registers thirty seven kinds of grotesque joy. Jose phine—Knickerbocker. Arnold Daly and Virginia Harned as Mr. and Mrs. Napoleon Bonaparte. Karen—Greenwich Village Theater. The Truth, in her well-known but seldom-approved garb, (Figuratioely speaking, we hasten to explain.) King, The—Geo. M. Cohan. His majesty Leo Ditrich- stein finds Miss Democracy very susceptible. Lady of the Camellias, The—Empire. Ethel Barrymore gives a beautiful and moving portrayal of the un- fortunate Marguerite. Lombardi, Lid.—Morosco. Behind the scenes in a fash- ionable dressmaking establishment lonna of the Future, The—Broadhurst. Quite an vanced” lady, who makes up her morals as she goes along. Marionettes—Norworth, (Spec 1 matinees only). Tony yet y —Cocoanut Grove. Fresh, melodious, cabare 017—Norworth. An agreeable grab- ‘orworth officiating and an after and is still running Oh, Lady, Lady—Prince es Over the Top—sath St. Roof. s Winter Garden. Much effort to capitalize the good looks of Justine Johnstor 1 Wenn supplies the fun, ‘Oh, Boy. invents a“ past u wh @ Past- is more con. and so quite proper. Sweet are the uses of morality Sand Bar Queen. The; Suppressed Desires; Habit; Pokey —Comedy. Washington Square troupe exhibiting a new litter of playlets Ss * Lear Melodramatic thriller, v en—Booth. Thoroughly delightful dramatization of Tarkington's epic of puppy-love. Suecess—Harris. Whether this new play will live up to its name remains to be seen r-Made Man, A—Cohan & Harris. Success comes to Bart the moment his aspiring bosom is housed # led shirt. 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