Judge — January 12, 1918 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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ELTINGE A. H. WOODS PRESENTS Saturday at 2.30 Business Before Pleasure with BARNEY By Montague Gl REPUBLI ind Jules Eckert Goodman Wed. & Sat, A. H. WOODS PRESENTS PARLOR, BEDROOM and BATH A fresh, flippant, farcical frolic >. W. Bell and Mark Swan. WHILE ENJOYING A FULL MEASURE OF PLEASURE WHEN DRINKING Evans NON-INTOXICATING You are also helping Food Conservation because it ‘A liquid food. Gives you the in a delightful way. Up-to-date Grocers, Draggists, and Dealers Tatadlioned i785 sustains and nourishes substance for the bulk— C,H. EVANS & SONS MUDSON, NY Keowledge a Young Man Should Have yung Husband Shoaid Ha Me cer Poets On 792 Perry Building, PHILA. P/ WHO CAN THINK OF SOME t your ideas, they may brin: “Needed Inventior and Your Money. n 120, Washington, D. C. WANTED—AN IDEA! Patent Attorneys, Dept. In New York Theatres Bilicted—Playhouse Anglin Blind Youth—3oth St. Lou Tellegen, dear to the ladies, a drama of regeneration. Business before Pleasure—Elti Highly laughable ad venture of Potash and Perlmutter in filmdom New war comedy, with Margaret Cheer Up—Hippodrome. Mammoth vaudeville and spec tacle. Chu Chin Chore—Manhattan, Our old friends Mi Baba and the Forty-tneives in a gorgeous harem-scarem Cohan Recue—New Amsterdam. George the Indefatigable revises Broadway hits and misses Critic's Comedy, The; Neighbor; The Girt in the Coffin; Chapab—Comedy. Washington Square Players in three cifective playlets and an absurdly grotesque pantomime 7 Bit—Winter Garden tis not for babes. Eyes of Vouth—Maxine Elliott. Melodr the future scen by a young woma Yogi Flo-Flo Yum Sumptuous vaudeville tic glimpses of in the crystal of a Cort. Lyrics and lingerie, set to music by Silvio Hein, French Repertory—Théitre du Views Colorabier. Jacques Copeau’s brilliant company in classical and. modern plays Grass Widow, The —Vrince Frisky farce with music General Post—G: London comedy that has bobbed cheerfully up on this si Gipsy Trail, The—Viymouth. Fresh, or comedy, full of whitasical surpy Going Up—L sical comely a rl Also, tor and, s Map piness—Criteric Laurette T as usual, in starring ina play by he husband Jack O' Lantern—Globe. Fred Stone in a new mu TL eom. edy that bids fair to equal “Chin Chin” in popularity Karen— Greenwich Villa Drama from’ the 2 this out of-the-way theater King, The—Geo. M. Cohan the naughty monarch of Me state and otherwise Lady of the Camellias, The Dumas classic Land of Joy, The Spanish medley that comes Sinuous senoritas and gay tore Mt to Sane transformed into a first-cla bardi, Lid_—Morosco mental designer of gown: Ncy—Broadhurst.. New comedy: with all Empire. Ethel Barrymore in and gaily color Broadway asa real novelty jors in picturesque Longacre The College Widow" musical show ively character cor edly: about Knickerbocker. Mrs. Fiske in scintil al of the lady who loved not wisely but too uy Bates Post in el nally The—Booth. of popular ny Shubert. Except lective charming and well Maytime acted play with music Miss 10 Dazzling super-vaudeville that is blessed Naughty Wi is. Rollickin band w ly. even madden with another man. Vight in Spain, .A—Cocoanut Grove. Cat The Land of Joy Odds and Ends of 1017 revue ntury jarce about a hus. ly, helps his wife t edition of Bijou. The latest “intimate” with Jack Norworth officia mals dancing attendance Crisp musical comedy from last seas Oh, Be still ru 0 Over the treet Roof. Still another “intimate review.” Unhackneyed ample assortment girls, some pretty and intermittent cos. tumes Parlor, Bedroom and Bath—Republic, A droll tale of a net Beecher and Norman cs ental society comedy with Ina Claire Tailor-Made Man, A—Coban & Harris about an aspiring tailor's a nt whe suit and in it conquered Society Tiger Rose—L n. Thrilling mekxlrama of the Great Clever comedy usurped a dress Northwest, ingeniously Belascoed Washington Square Players. See Critic's Comedy Way 4 Astor. Nat Goodwin and other stars in a praiseworthy attempt to solve this vexing problem Words and Music—Fulton. Assorted nonser I novelty, not to mention femininity, vouched for by Raymond Hitchcock. Ves or No—48th St. Showing the importance of a little word when a good-looking woman says it South for my health. Passing the Mustard Carelessness—Il"ife (reading)—Thiei grabs a lad $500 meshbag with two pennies in it. Hushand (a preacher)—Ah, ladies should be more careful on their way to church.— Houston Chronide. Out of Style—1nn—She said that she had to get come warm clothes for winter. Nan—How hopelessly out of style she always is. Buffalo Express Slight Indeed — Lgotistical author- you are familiar with my books? Clubman—On the contrary, | have only a nod- ding acquaintance. —St. Louis Globe-Democrat. OF course, The Restaurant Habit—I!i/e—But_ why have you put your friend’s things in the dining- room? Hub—Oh, he’s used to restaurants; he won't enjoy his dinner unless he can watch his hat and coat.-+Boston Transcript. Got the Other Place called up the telephone operator and said: “Hello, Central, give me Heaven,” but that isn’t what she gave him.—Voungstown Telegram. A practical joker Which?—Teacher—Now, Robert, can you tell me how a bat hangs with his head downward? Bobby—Please, miss, do you mean a chimney bat or an acrobat?—Boston Transcript. A Regular One—* Did your new dressmaker e you a fit in that gown?” “TL should say so! They doctors when I saw myself in it.” el merican. had to call in two Baltimore Debt and Delivery— und carry” is an effective slogan, appealing alike to retailers and consumers. Perhaps it would be even more impressive if the contrast with the old system were emphasized in a slogan, say? “Debt and delivery!" —Chicago News. Pat’s Logic your nightshit, I “Well, what good is it to me now, when I've got me new job of night-watchman an’ sleep in the daytime? "—New York G The New Model—*Is Mabel stili devoted to that young man who owns the twelve-cylinder “And why do you want to sell No. She passed him up for an army aviator.” Detroit Free Press. Unusual anything unusual on your trip?” “Yes. At one of the places where I stopped ticket agent who didn’t seem annoyed Detroit Free Press. I found : when L asked for a ticket.” Advice—Il ife—The doctor says I should go The question now is where to go. Hub—Go to script. another doctor.—Boston Tran- ling we re: A Necessity— "All the ri nd Shakespeare need is found in the Bible said the man of rigid ideas. “Yes,” replied Farmer Corntossel; (Continued on second page following) ceptin’ comicbooks.com