Judge, 1917-12-29 · page 19 of 29
Judge — December 29, 1917 — page 19: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page collects humorous quotes and scenes from Broadway productions of the era (likely 1910s-1920s based on style). Rather than political satire, it's theatrical humor—witty dialogue and comedic moments from popular plays. The vignettes showcase domestic comedy and social observation: a man imprisoned for legal technicalities; romantic entanglements involving marriage proposals; complaints about poverty and rising meat prices (suggesting post-WWI economic strain); and a woman proudly displaying jewelry. The central full-figure photograph appears to be an actor in character—possibly a comedic role emphasizing physicality. The quoted exchanges highlight the plays' appeal: clever wordplay about legal absurdities, romance, and economic hardship that audiences found entertaining. This is essentially theatrical advertising—Judge magazine promoting current Broadway shows to readers as sources of sophisticated humor and entertainment.
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