Judge, 1917-12-01 · page 24 of 36
Judge — December 1, 1917 — page 24: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page showcases witty dialogue excerpts from contemporary Broadway productions, formatted as theater publicity. Each image shows a scene from a different play with quoted dialogue highlighting the show's humor or dramatic appeal. The quotes illustrate period comedic themes: financial negotiations between partners ("You put in two thousand dollars..."), ethnic humor ("If you had as much Irish on the inside..."), romantic dynamics, and domestic situations. The plays referenced—*The Avenue*, *On with the Dance*, *Kitty Darlin'*, and *Business Before Pleasure*—are contemporary productions being promoted to Judge's readers. Rather than political satire, this is entertainment journalism: the page functions as theater advertising, encouraging readers to see these Broadway productions by highlighting their cleverest or most relatable moments. The "smart bits" are selling points for potential audiences.
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SMART BITS FROM CURRENT PLAYS come ro ee 4 cdl latipate. ; he wax figures in the sh no comment on Fifth Avenue * You put in two thousand dollars, and I'll contribute the tip. ho pass if we win you deduct my share of the capital from the profits.” Brunette—For them there is the bill to pay. “But if we lose 2” n—For us—no tomorrow * I'M owe it to you.” The Blonde—We—we have no hearts. waARD AneLes avd Witttam Morris in “On Wasntncton Square Pavers in “ The Avenue.” Donce Bravest among men is this kero—but decidedly shy with women Kitly—If you had as much Irish on the inside as you Abe—No, mommer, and if you forgive me this time, I'll never have on the outside, lord! how you could love—if you ever do it again! woke up! ALEXANDER Carr, BARNEY BERNARD and MaTiLDE -Atice Nietsen and Guex Haut in “Kitty Darlin’.” Cortrety in “ Business Before Pleasure.” comicbooks.com