Judge, 1917-11-03 · page 24 of 28
Judge — November 3, 1917 — page 24: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising**, with small joke fillers scattered throughout. The main satirical content is minimal. The notable elements: **"Shear Steal"** section contains brief jokes mocking lawyers and doctors—typical early-20th-century professional ridicule. One joke portrays a doctor as dismissively asking a patient to "show him her tongue," implying medical incompetence or condescension. The bulk of the page advertises consumer products (Boston Garter socks, Keeley Treatment for alcoholism/drug addiction, "Liquid Pistol" dog repellent) and New York theater productions. The **Keeley Treatment ad** is historically notable: it reflects period concerns about substance abuse and promoted a real sanitarium claiming 32 years of success treating addiction—a common pitch in early-1900s publications. **Theater listings** promote contemporary Broadway shows with actors like John Barrymore. Overall, this appears to be a **commercial section** rather than satirical editorial content, showing how Judge magazine balanced humor with revenue-generating advertising.
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