Judge — September 8, 1917 — page 23: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

UDGE as bad atelier ors, in Opened ed said out the le with accent a tooth ild not into a * Crow. le wall I told ssly in 1g else | shoes pretty nother >pping After id just about of my w-bar | him. ize of cut a ch he istant ha, a oured ition, : was so of h. I utes, tray. nside spot able fast He September 8, 1917 With the College Wits Oh, Woman!—Co-Edna—Did you hear that Marie was expelled from Mu Bossie Mu for telling a naughty story? Co-Edith—She deserved it. What was the story?—Punch Boel. The Uses of Adversity—Vet—It isn’t such a disadvantage to have a wooden leg, after all. Rooky—How’s that? Ve—I can hold up my socks with thumb tacks.—Tiger. do they say Husband- are too polite to drop the “e.”—Awgwan. ‘Dun no, ex pt, = they A Little Resuscitation—U/ —Them doctors is a-gittin’ better evi Cy—Yep, I see they are going to r | Shakespeare in New York.—Cornell W: ‘dow. = Who Knows?—“Girls like to dress just to see how much they can put on, “Or is it to see how much they can show off?” —Cha parral. Shot and Shell —Chaparral. Practice Makes Perfect—J/vory—Is your daughter improving in her piano practice? Zinc—I think so. Some of the neighbors nod to me again.—Awgwan. Lucky Man—Clande— in Italy. Clara—Did you touch Florence? Claud but I struck Mabel for a dollar.—Brunonian. -Last year I was Truth at Any Price —Young and innocent—Just_ throw me a few of those trout. Fisherman—Throw them? Y. and i.—Yes, then I can go home and tell my mother I caught them.—Burr. Pitas Reason—“I've cut out smoking ely. “How'd that ha appen.” “Going with a ‘iiferent crowd now.” Record. Careless of Him—“Clarence said there Was some racket in the Engineering Build- ing the other d “What was “Oh, Prof. dicular.” —P; Semples dropped a perpen- unch Bowl. ——.., EGYPTIAN DEITIES Beri ig Popo refer PREFER Destues other 25° Phrargyres Makers of the Lighest Grade Tarkish and —_ Cgareties in the World Only $43.50 on time — with 10 per cent discount for cash. Can be carried anywhere—used anywhere, Fitted in carrying c.s2¢. Just the typewriter for Portable soldiers, salesmen, ministers, teachers, Typewriter oye eee oy ence and the home. A splendid typewriter for your children. The NEW 1917, Small, Standard, Visible National Only 63f in. high—one-third the usual typewriter weight. Strong, rigid, durable; one-year guarantee; completely visible writing, full-width carriage (taking 9 1-2 inch envelope), full-size universal keyboard. with 84 characters; two-colored ribbon, tabulator, back spacer and variable line spacer. Sent anywhere on trial. Write us at once for catalog. iy + You can have the new 1917 Portable National typewriter Credit Terms: (2°gay"i'oo'n month, Here is your chance %0 wet a personal typewnter—one that you can take anywhere—at a big saving. Write for Our Free Ca talog Send right away for our catalog and special offer. Write at once! This is the Les ave been sufficie free from European demand to offer al Portable typewriter in this country. Our sales will necessarily Send postal for {ree catalog TODAY! National Typewriter Department, Suite (2516. LeMoyne Bldg. Chicago ‘If you can drawa little and want to draw more you have an oppor- tunity to learn at small expense to yourself. EUGENE ZIMMERMAN has an established reputation as a cartoonist. He has put some of the tricks of his trade into a book, “Cartoons and Caricatures’ bound neatly in 34 morocco, which will be sent to you prepaid on receipt of $1.00. ZIM BOOK 9-8 Brunswick E Bld 225 Fifth Ave.. New York City