Judge — July 7, 1917 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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very card July 7, 1917 NEXT WEEK’S JUDGE has a cover that will delight, by GARTH JONES Entitled “AN OLD WOOD CUT” | With the College Wits So Say We All of Us—Bink—1 hear they are going to have dumb waiters at the Union. Link—Wish they'd put in dumb barbers, t00.—Chaparral. Hardly—Euger Shopper—Where are the demonstrations today? Salesman—No demonstrations on Thurs- 1 do Other illustrations, humorous and satirical, sre by = Notieven« speual tale? ORSON LOWELL. erect mie ae baleibe- tat ee Even She ‘ired F JOHN GRUELLE demonstrations.—IV idow. BERTRAM HARTMAN bea LAURA E. FOSTER Had Corns our WESTMACOTT 1 his TOUSEY Until a Little While Ago She job ied: CALVERT BARKSDALE ROGERS LAUREN STOUT FLOHRI C. W. KAHLES ALBERT HENCKE F. MILLER W. O. WILSON NORMAN ANTHONY C. F. PETERS and others. The text is by His Honor's humorists, including Thought Them Unavoidable If you have corns don’t blame yourself too much. Many an old person has had them fifty years. Yet they have done what you do—pared them and used old-time, useless treatments. But what folly it is when nowadays about half the puld world keeps free. WALT_MASON, z DOUGLAS MALLOCH sent By 008 com: Apply a Blue-jay plaster ELLIS O. JONES i but A. WALTER UTTING in a jiffy, Then forget it. It » de 7 ra will never pain again. LAWTON MACKALL a) two days tske the plaster off BURGER NTTON SCOLLARD Bus Sort Ta hcatSPeSsanater i 2. nod ROY K, MOULTON “FPhe cost is five cents per corn. CHARLES C. JONES The trouble isa moment. There- sults are sure. own ‘You will laugh at the old ways and others who make when you try Blue-jay, You will : 4 , wonder why people ever let corns ™ Innocent schoolgirl—Do you think a girl . Please start tonight. ents J U D ( i E ought to learn to love before twenty? have sutered tong ehough. : Yale “Necker”—No. Too large an audi- hich ence.—Record. ciBAUER & BLACK | ies “The Happy Medium” coleaps ona Few the Head ork How does she get such ivf her subjects under instructors, and smiles at them, and calls them ‘ Doctor.’”” a —Orange Peel. ani Even So—Prof. (in Chem.) . that all matter can be changed? Sold by All Druggis Also Blue-jay Bunion PI tab Stewed—A penny.—Awgwan, d Entered a . Meat) gd mires The Clever Farmer ROMEIKE’S rege os The farmer broke his wagon , Nahin Represent When his horse began to buck; PRESS CUTTING BUREAU _ att Building, Was! But he was mozt resourceful nN Pa Dig |) sete As Seteher And used his garden truck.—Widow. We will send you all newspaper . clippings which may appear § 5 S _And He Waved Her Aside—She about you, your friends, or any ie.” 3 Now don’t you think that I’d make you a bj hickten ae a 20 good first mate in your voyage on the ocean subject on which you may want 2 of life? _ to be “up-to-date.” Every news- He—Indeed I do—if I were sure that the sodi - ince ‘- ocean would be Pacific. —Gargoyle. paper and periodical of simpor tance in the United’ States and Who Rung Her—He—I say, old chap- Europe is searched. Terms, $5.00 jeLhGK NUMBERS: Present: yenr, 10 centa:per copy: 1916, pie, Edith was the belle at the dance last for 100 notices. age free in the United States, its dependencies, and Mexico.| night, eh what? “its nadian Provinces add 50 cents a year for postage; to all She—Bell nothing! She was only a HENRY ROMEIKE vEFICE ringer ale 106-110 Seventh Avenue New York City c xd 0, Minois Every lover of a good cocktail should insist that Abbott's RTISING OFFICE Ritters be used in making It: insures your getting the very Boston best. C. W, Abbott & Co., Baltimore, Md. (Adv)