Judge — May 12, 1917 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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May 12, 1917 said that I didn’t want my man always goin’ ne : ; REARS BCS SC BCR out between the acts to fill "em.—Buffalo a = Express. Never Recuperated—Mrs. M’Lap was about to pull off a social for the benefit of the Civil Club. “Are you asked her ni “T should not,” answered the old lady. “I entertained her once and she never recuperated.”"—Argonaut. going to invite Mrs. Nexdore?” | Have the Habit—‘Have you any late trains out here?” asked the prospective ” replied the suburban real estate agent. “All our trains are generally late.” — Philadelphia Record. ~ te + “+. + « Quite as interesting to me as the Parade, were the paper rolls of Vire Just the Same—Crabshaw—It's im- i ee petit ches my others reed came nc possible to make a woman happy |) Crawford—Nonsense. Just give her all the money she can spend. Even two generations ago,—when the Mayor and the Banker were proud to belong to the local Fire Company— “Richmond Straight Cuts” were already famous for their “bright” Virginia tobacco. It is NOT imported tobacco, but important to you because of that fact. Richmond Straight Gat CIGARETTES lain oF Cork Tip “The first high-grade cigarette made in the United States.” Crabshaw—Didn't I just say it was im- possible?—Pittsburgh Post. Why Worry?—* Does worry about the grocery bill “No; he says there’s no sense in both himself and the grocer worrying over the same bills.” —Boston Transcript. your husband The Little Man’s Hint—"I went down in the war panic of 1914,’ said the big man, as he hung to a strap in the crowded street- 9 ar. “But no am getting on my feet | again. . acre | “In that ca: ventured the little man | Imported tobacco pays import duty. Virginia tobacco just behind him ps you wouldn't pays no import duty—all the mine getting off mine he Lami value in “Richmond Straight Cuts” is in the cigarette ir hour where it should be. women a yard of ribbon? Saleswoman—I know, sir. But just as ) they got to the counter they discovered that 15 Cents Also packed in attractive tins, 50 h had a baby just learning to talk.— for 40 cents; 100 for 75 cents. they . ork Times Sent prepaid if your dealer cannot | yf 5 Wanted It Now—* Dearest,” said the | supply you: young husband, “can’t I get you a beautiful | { RICHMOND. Veenna.USA, diamond ring for Christma : Mont Ginter vicina ates cen ee Eee ap epereg the (er-secing PREFERRED BY GENTLEMEN NOW AS THEN young thing, “I will take the ring now and let Christmas bring its happy surprises just as usual.” —Ladies’ Home Journal. Bee er ea ee ee ee ak ee eee ee are at ae ee ae eee eT A Social Obligation—Mrs. Fashion- plato—Poor dear Mrs. Upperton is to be buried today. Are you going to the funers Mrs. Etta Quet—I really can't, you know. Thave just discovered she owed me a call. — Los Angeles Times. > They say—white clothes are expensive— white shoes, white spats, white gloves, white veils, white felt hats—because it costs so much to have them cleaned. Because—Shopwalker—Do you realize that you were four hours selling those two Not so— <<: —~S§-« CARBONA a Cleaning Fluid ct Ready !—Wrs. Jones—Fred, dear, mamma says she has made up her mind to be cre- mated.” Jones (absent-mindedly)—All right. Tell her to put on her things and I'll take her along.—London Opinion. —and a white cloth will clean any or all of them quickly and inexpensively and cannot injure the most delicate fabric. Sg, Carbona is save to use in your home day or night because it \ —will not explode 15¢.—25c.—50c.—$1.00 bottles. At all druggists. He Knew It—"They say the a | ¢ of prosperity Sweeping over the | iis == Fcan earn to keep from being swamped.”— Boston Transcript. “Guess that's right! I know it takes all | \ comicbooks.com