Judge — April 28, 1917 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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And “devils!” one cried, and “witches!” moaned one; And they seized on pitchfork and knife and gun, And some of them swore, and some of them prayed; And many another, so ’tis said, Crawled under the most convenient bed! The town’s lone drunken reprobate Bawled and blubbered that it was fate; The village gossip dared not stir ‘or fear that the fiend had come for her; The pilfering lawyer shivered and shook, And called aloud for the Holy Book; The pitiless justice’s knees grew weak, And the voluble miser scarce could speak. And all of them vowed if only they Could look again on the light of day They would repent of their shame and sin, So the night slunk out and the dawn crept in! The dawn crept in, and the bolts were drawn, And those that boasted the greatest brawn Crossed their thresholds and peered around; And what, I pray, do you deem they found? That the water had seeped from Windham pond Into the river far beyond; That the water had seeped from the Windham ~ bogs, And what they had heard were the cries of the frogs! Did the lawyer from his pilfering cease? Did the village gossip hold her peace? Did the heart of the justice melt, and did The miser loosen his coffer lid? Did the drunken reprobate give up drink? The story saith not.—What do you think? —Clinton Scollard, in The Bellman. Everything Else — Shopwalker — Look here, sir, the lady who’s just left the shop complained that you didn’t show her com- New assistant—But I showed her every- thing in my department, sir.—Tit-Bits. Had Given Up—Lawyer—Now you must keep nothing from m Client—I haven't. I paid you every cent I have in the world for your retainer.—Bos- ton Transcript. But More Frequently—ll know, Henry, I speak as I think. Husband—Ves, my love, only oftener. Topeka Journal. 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