Judge, 1916-11-04 · page 29 of 32
Judge — November 4, 1916 — page 29: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising**, not political satire. The left side contains a Repetti Chocolates advertisement and several brief comic anecdotes (jokes) from various newspapers. The right side features multiple product advertisements: I. Press & Sons diamonds, Elgin-Waltham watches, Hotel Chelsea, and other vendors. The comic anecdotes are lighthearted observations about everyday life—marital disputes, shopping habits, municipal ordinances, and courtship—typical of early 20th-century humor. They reference no specific political figures or events. The page reflects the magazine's format: mixing satirical commentary (elsewhere in the issue) with consumer advertisements and gentle domestic humor to attract readers and advertisers.
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“Always satisfactory if from Repetti’s Factory” Good taste is re- flected in the choice of Repetti Chocolates, which please the most discrimin- ating. | Beautifully * de- | signed boxes in j perfect harmony with the various assortments. | Can be obtained at the lead- | ing Drug Stores or— . WW. 34th Se. 50 Broadway Main Office, 520 W. 36th Street New York City | [a | or four years. So they feel entitled to think that they are rather nice people.” —IWash- ington Star. Easy Going—* Ishouldn’t think it would “Tf you can’t pay your debts you just de- moratorium. And if you are late for you simply turn the clock back.” —Louisville Courier-Journal. The Cause—“Going away on your va ation?” aren’t ‘coming he ere for thei Press. Clash of Colors—‘I don’t understand this talk about a green bay tree,” declared green, how can it be bay?” —Louis- ville Courier-Journal. Going to Extremes—Blondine—Gerty Giddigad certainly has the shopping habit developed t Brunetta— s “T mean that she always insists on going where she can get the most for her money.” “That's natural, isn’t it?” “In most cases, yes, but there are excep- tion I'd like to know what they are.” “Well, for instance, the other I found her in an arcade trying to ascertain which machine would give her the most for her y when she weighed herself on the n-the-slot scales." —Voungstown Tel- Good Reason—*Three times now my wife has sent for the money to come home from her summer trip on.” “Three times! And she hasn’t come home yet? Changes her mind and spends the money, I presume?” “Oh, no, she wouldn’t do that.’ why hasn’t she come home?” “I sent it to her yet.""—Houston Post. A Different Name—* After all,” ob- served the Youngstown resident, “there is little difference between the North and South.” “In what way?” nphis. fake the laws, for instance.” pout the laws?” you have an ordinance in your city to prevent chickens from running at inquired the man from just such a law up in our town.” only we don’t call it that.” Jhat do you call it?” “The curfew.” —Youngstown Telegram. His Utility—‘ Why did you pick out that fellow to marry, girlie? Nobody can see anything in him.” “T discovered that the mosquitoes always bite him when we are out together. I con- sider him a handy man to have around,”— Louisville Courier-Journal. GREAT BEAR SPRING WATER “Its purity’ has made It famous.” We the case of alx glass stoppered bottles. (Advt.) | The only Diamond: Cutters in the” ~ United States } selling to the THROUGH YOUR BANK 220 pages of tbe most ing Diamond. jam: Wat and Jewelry values ever printed. Shows you bow dia- ‘monds are mined; bow STANDARD WATCHES AT WHOLESALE PRICES ELGIN ‘WALTHAM LADIES OR GENTLEMENS, 08 — GOLD warcites lid g [PRESS.£S ’ rnGLESALE JEWELERS D8 CHESTN' PHILADELPHIA, PA. Absolutely Fireproof European Plan Room, with adjoining bath, $1.00 and $1.80. ree ESE 500 Rooms 400 Baths Suites, parlor, bedroom and bath, $3.00 and up ee Club Breakfast, 25¢ up-+ Table d'Hote Dinner, 75¢ up. Special Luncheon, Gate attached. To Reach Motel Chelsea. From Pennsylvania Station, 7th Avenue car south to 23d Grand Central, 4th Avenue car south to 23d Street Lackawanna. Eric, Reading, Baltimore & Ohto, Jersey Central ‘and Lebtsh Valley It. R. “stations, take 23d Street crow: town car east to Principal Steamship Piers, Foot West 23d Street, take 234 Street crosstown Write for Colored Map of New York. $125 a week of more. My practical system of personal individual lessons by mail will develop Your talent. Fifteen years successtul work for news- papers a ‘ad magazines qualifies me to teach you. ‘Send me your sketch of President Wilson with 6 in stamps and I will send you a test Collection of drawings showing possibitities for THE LANDON SCHOOL < 1483 Rebotteld tae. Clvetan . SECURED OR FEE RETURNED Actual search and report FREE. Send sketch of model. 1916 Edition, 90-page patent book free. My patent sales ser- vice gets full value for my clients, Prompt service. GEO! Personal serv KIMMEL, 225 Barrister Ride. comicbooks.com