Judge — October 14, 1916 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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Letters of a Self-Made Failure By MAURICE SWITZER With 14 brilliant pen-drawings by Frank Godwin Letters of a SELF-MADE? FAILURE By Maurice Switzer ran serially for ten weeks in and were quoted by more than xo publications. If you sit in “the dri- ver’s seat” or merely plod along beside the wagon, whether you are a success or think yourself a failure, you will find this book full of hope, help and the right kind of in- spiration. If you believe that it is more important to know why ten thousand fail rather than why one man succeeds, read this book. The LETTERS are written in epigramma- tic style with a touch of irresistible humor, they impart a system of quain philoso- phy that will appeal to everyone, regardless of age, sex or station. PRICE, $1.00 LESUIE-JUDGE CO., 225 FIFTH AVE.,N. Y. CITY STATEMENT OF TH N.Y NEW Voit) ices of NEW YORK) Betore Notary Pubtie, in at for the State and County rn pheared Reuben P. cheiches, Ny ry ‘ing been ys 5 says thai he the Business anager of JUDGE, and that the following ta, to the best of hls jaorreae and beliet, a true statement of the ownership, manage fet ee. of the aforesaid publication for the date shown in the # capil, required by the Act of August 2th. 1912, embodied : d Regulations, to wit: 1. That the Diisher, Lealie-Judge Company, 22: Editor, James A. Waldron, 225 “Managing Editor, James A. Waldron, 225 5th York: ytiusiness Manager. Hteuben P. Slelcher, ork: 2 he owner cand of holding I'per cent. of more of total amount Owe: Lestie~Judge Company, 225 Sth Ave. reer, John A” Sleicher. n Ave. Ni y. boty N, Brady Estate. 54 Wall 8, New York, N-Y. t the ees P. Siete, ae et Broa. ‘Anthony N. Brady s 4. That the two paragraphs were, stockholders, and. m= of stockholders and security he books of the company bat alsn, tn of weurity holder appears upon the re or th any other fiduciary relation, poration for whom such trustee 1s he said two paragraphs contain state- I knowledge and belief as to the elr- nder which stockholders and. security upon the books of the company. as fork and srcuritivs in a capacity other than that this afant has no ther securities than as = olders may represent others. If REUBEN Business Manager. Sworn ta and day of September, 1916. ry Publie, Queens : S New York County Feb 30th, 191 Stories with Smiles Chatter of Children What's a famine, Harry?” asked the teacher of a small pupil. “It’s a cob what ain't got no corn on it,” replied the youngster. Sunday-school teackher—Willie, can you tell me what pride is? Willie—Yes, ma’am; it cane when you're not lame. walking with a Tommy,” said his father, “if you had a ¢ spunk you would stand better in Do you know what spunk is?” , sir,” replicd the little fellow. “Spunk is the past of spank.” “Why are we admonished to cast our bread upon the waters?” asked the teacher of the juvenile Sunday-school class. “’Cause the fish have to be fed,” replied a small pupil. One day when John was visiting a neigh- bor he became hungry. Finally he said: “Mrs, Smith, my mamma says I must never ask for anything to eat, but I’m nearly starved, just the same.""—Chicago News. A Careful Picker—“ Marcella?” “Ves, Waverly. * “Where is the mi e in that bottle.” pick the sour one. You always do that.”” Not always.” “T'd like to know when you didn’t.” “When I got you.” “Huh!” “When I got you, Marcella, 1 reached over a whole bunch of lemons and picked a peach,” “Oh, Waverly!" —Youngstown Telegram. Very Likely—The concerned a and an Irishman was a witness. “Was asked the lawyer, habit of talking to himself when alone?” “T don’t know,” was the reply. “Come, come, you don’t know you pretend that you were inti quainted with him? “The fact is,” said Pat dryly, “ happened to be with him when he was alone.” —London Saturday Journal, Full Heads and Empty—The Laird Well, Sandy, you are getting very bent. Why don’t you stand straight up like me, man? Sandy—Eh, man, do ye see that field o° corn over there? The Laird—\ do. Sandy—A’ weel, ye'll notice that the full heids hang down an’ the empty ones stand up.—Pearson’s Weekly (London). Cured of Borrowing—‘Well, I've found a way to stop my neighbors from borrowing,” said a young suburban matron gleefully. ‘You see,” she explained, “we are not near any store and, of course, some- times one has to depend on a neighbor in an emergency. But my particular neighbor seemed to have such emergencies nearly every day. 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