Judge — September 23, 1916 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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DO YOURS LOOK LIKE THESE? Brown-faced, vigorous, healthy youngsters— sick - ness never troubles them. Do yours look like these? Or does constipation, the chief foe to a healthy childhood, handicap them and make them the prey of the many ills that less sturdy little folk are heir to? NUJOL is particularly valuable for relieving constipation in children, as well as in grown-ups because it doesn’t upset the stomach, cause diarrhoea or form a habit. It acts as a simple internal lubricant, encouraging and facilitating the natural act- ivity of the bowels. Your druggist has NUJOL. Avoid substitutes and imitations, Sold in pint bottles only. Dept. 13 STANDARD OIL COMPANY (New Jersey) Bayonne New Jersey Send for booklet,"THE RATIONAL TREATMENT OF CONSTIPATION: nam w e and address plainly bel --City.. * Write your State -.....-----eeeee! | had it imprisoned in a chubb Stories with Smiles LOOT (imitated from Hor iste 2. Book IT; tine 2 A soldier of the Legion (I forgot what legion, though) Had a streak of evil fortune (this was many years ago) And one night, as he lay snoring, someone cabbaged all his d In the morning he was angry, and he kept his grouch all day And there chanced to be a battle, so he started in to slay— Captured trenches, single handed—scared the enemy away"! So his country, being grateful, pinned a medal on his coat, Put his picture in the papers as a mighty man of note, Gave him twenty thousand dollars by a senatorial vote! Shortly afterwards, the Captain, wishing for a volunteer For a risky expedition, asked Our Hero to appear In his specialty of bifling whole battalions on the ear. with a kerchief from his ct And Um not mad enc Ted Robinson in C Saying, “I'm too rich to risk it and Plain Dealer. A Layer Worth While—A little Glenwood Avenue girl spent half an hour tryi ture a big miller that was flying about the room, Finally child, with a shout of triumph, cornered the moth, and soon hand. When the miller finally lay still and quiet the child opened her hand “What is i her mother asked. j a “This miller has put about two hundred eggs right in my hand,” the youngster replied. The father, who had been reading his paper, looked up and said: “Run out, Mabel, and see if you can catch a hen.” —Voungstown Tele- gram, Had Nothing on Him—He says that a friend of his called Jones had the misfortune to get in the way of an automobile driven by a lady on Euclid Avenue. The friend was taken to a hospital, but j were not serious, so he was immediately removed to the police stati his assailant was being held. And as soon as Jones got there started in to impress him with the fact that the blame for the accid was all his. “You know, Mr. Jones,” she said, “you must have been walking very y. Tama very careful driver. I have been driving a car for seven You've got nothing on me, ma‘a “Tye beer walking for thirty-four years! ""—Cle m.”’ said Jones, politely. land Plain Dealer. Diplomacy—Billy was sending out invitations to his birthday party “TI don’t think I would mention the birthday,” advised his mother “Tt looks so much like asking for a present.” To this Billy demurred violently, but finally persuaded to yield th point. For a long time he thought deeply. Then, solving the problem, be asked: “Well, mother, we won’t say anything about the birthday, but don't you think that we might put the picture of a cake with candles at the top of the paper?”’—Harper's Magazine. What He Proposed—“ What I propose,” says the man who gets very much in earnest, “is a political organization that will be free from all s interest, laboring only for the highest ideals re, “T know,” interrupted the rude person. of thosé sea-serpent parties.”” - “Why do you refer to it as a sea-serpent party? “Because there ain’t no such animal.”—IWashington Star. You're going to start one Mixed Up Relationship—Due to the fact that two brothers married a mother and daughter in Stockton, Cal., one brother became stepfather to his sister-in-law and father-in-law to his brother. Also one bride is ber daughter’s sister-in-law and stepmother to her brother-in-law.—\¢ York Sun. A Failure—“Success in life is a relative term,” said the philosopher. “No doubt,” replied the man of easy habits. “But when a person te has reached middle age still depends on an alarm clock to help OL hold his job, I consider that his life is a failure.” —Birmingham Age-Herald.