Judge, 1916-09-23 · page 26 of 32
Judge — September 23, 1916 — page 26: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertising and advice columns** from Judge magazine, with minimal satirical cartooning. The "With the College Wits" section contains brief humorous quotes from college publications—jokes about romance, academic failure, and social situations typical of early 20th-century college life. These are mild, genteel humor rather than sharp satire: a shepherd's complaint about flies and citronella, a woman who came to college "for a purpose" (implied: marriage, not education), and various quips about movies and kissing. The page is dominated by **commercial advertisements**—Cascade whisky, Dunlop golf balls, legal correspondence courses, and notably a "Motor Department" advice service from Leslie's Weekly offering free guidance on purchasing automobiles, motorcycles, or boats. The single cartoon depicts people falling from a zeppelin or airship during what appears to be a disaster, captioned "Great guns, I'm all broken up over this." This references **early aviation accidents**, a contemporary source of dark humor. The overall content reflects 1910s-era concerns: courtship rituals, new automotive technology, and early aviation novelties.
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