Judge — August 26, 1916 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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| Stories with Smiles Love’s Labor Lost—At a certain church it is the invariable custom of the clergyman to kiss the bride after the ceremony. A young woman who was about to be married in this church did not relish the prospect and instructed her prospective husband to tell the clergyman that she did not wish him to kiss her. The bridegroom obeyed the instructions giver “Well, Harry,” said the young woman, when he appeared, “did you tell the minister that I did not wish him to kiss me?” “Yes,” “And what did he say?” “He said that, in that c charge only half the usual fee.” he would Tit-Bits. Rare Breed—Teddy is the joy of a North Hill neighborhood, not on account of his ancestry, because Teddy is a dog of varied antecedents, but because he is one of the best-natured and most highly accom- plished “purps” imaginable. To be plain and frank, Teddy is a mongrel, and this fact was conveyed to one little boy who urged his father to get him a dog just like him. The little boy knew Teddy was a mongrel, but his idea of what “mongrel” meant was surprising when revealed to his father. “What kind of a dog would you like?” the father questioned when he finally con- sented to make the purchase. “Just like Teddy.” “But Teddy is a mongrel.” “Yes; that’s what I want, too, the youngster, ‘‘a full-blooded mongrel Youngstown Telegram. Beating the Gun—Recently The Wall Street Journal printed a joke about a Jew who, upon being held up by robbers while on the train, deducted $4 out of the $200 that Vol. LXXI August 26, 1916 _No. 1819 Copyright, 1916, by Leslie Judge Company Entered at the Fosttie at New York as second-class mail matter, Cable address "Judgark.” Telepbone 6632 Madison Square. Published weekly by LeslieJudge Company 7» 225 Fifth Avenve, New York, Brunswick Washington Representative Wyatt Building, Washington, D.C John A. Sleicher, President. Reuben’ P. Sleicher, See’y . Rollauer, Treasurer ton, Art Director. J. A. Waldron, Grant E. Ha | EGYPTIAN DEITIES ee aes | PREFER Deities ar ay other agarele 25° hargyres Makers of the Highest Gandy Turkish yplran Cegareties in the Berd ROMEIKE’S_ PRESS CLIPPING BUREAU Wi nd you all newspaper clip- pings'which may appear about you, your friends, or any subject on which ou may want to be “up to date.” Every newspaper and periodical of importance in the United States and Europe is searched. Terms—$5.00 for 100 notices HENRY ROMEIKE, 106-110 Seventh Ave., New York MOTHERSILL’S im SEASICK REMEDY The Thing for Trainsickness T ALL LEADING DRUGGISTS SECURED OR FEE RETURNED- Actual search and report FRI aXetch of movel 1018 Bait patent book free. sty patent ‘sales ser= vice gets full value for my ellenta, Prompt service. Personal service EORGE P. KIMMEL, 225 Barrister Hd g. Wasblagton, The white felt hat that is so becoming, keep it while. Rub it lightly each day with Carbona. It cannot explode. 15c 2Sc 50c $1 At all druggists, LIQUID PISTOL top the most vicious dog (or without ——— injur ee “dpa trom any tguld All’ dealers. “8 eister tos. With Pital, Sbe- 350 Shelfeld Ave, Devt. E, Brooklys, N. ¥. Money ‘order or postage Parker Stearss & September At all nowsstands NOW. 10e a Copy. | $1.00 Year. FILM FUN prs. ye testis $2028 c°- RATE: SUBSCRIPTIO? Ove year, 5% numbers =~ = Six months, or 88 numbers - ~~ ‘Thirteen weeks — = 2 1 Payable in advance of by draft 2 New York, or by express The contents of JU und in both the United tg JUDGE cannot be four any newsstand, the pub- lishers will be under obligations if that fact be promptly reported 9, = tal ara or by me io at year, 10 cents 1 Peotage free jn the Usted 4 map "ostage free in t ‘nite tales, its de fencies, a1 Mexico.” To Canadian Provinces add 50 cents a year for postage: to all foreign countries add 81.00 a year. x psuated by copyright ‘and Great Britain. 2. 80 conta et AWESTERN ADVERTISING OFFICE NEW ENGLAND “pve SENG, OF OFFICE juilding > ~ second best, $15.00; and for the third, $10.00. Reproduction Qualities News Interest where at the same time. used and paid for at the usual rates. Leslie Address, Editor Leslie’s will be paid for at the regular rates. Photographs ae oe 5 ju Have You a Photograph Worth $25.00? For the best photograph appearing on its pages, cach f rmonth, Lest’ will offer a prize of $25.00; for the ictures and all others accepted by the editors » judged by Leslie's editors on Promptness in Sending Size of Print Anyone may send pictures and there are no conditions except that the print must not be submitted else- Remember, if the picture is accepted, whether it wins a. prize or not, it wil If copyrighted, written copyright release must accompany nts news pictures and wants them quickly 225 Fifth Avenue, New York City comicbooks.com