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This page primarily contains **advertisements and fiction** rather than political cartoons. The main content includes: - **"Film Fun" magazine advertisement** featuring photos of movie personalities ("Happyfat" and actress Helen Gonne), promoting a film industry publication - **A typewriter training course ad** ("Save Work and Half the Time in Typewriting") - **Three humorous short stories** with Irish/Scottish dialect humor typical of early 20th-century American magazines: - A Scottish soldier's mother complaining her silver returned to her shop (possibly a WWI-era reference) - A cook boasting of employment tenure - An extended "unsentimental pair" love story set in the American West, featuring a laconic cowboy proposing in blunt, emotionless language The satire targets pretension—mocking sentimentality and celebrating plain-spoken, practical attitudes. The cowboy story emphasizes rugged individualism typical of period Western mythology. **No clear political cartoons appear on this page.** The content is primarily commercial and entertainment-focused.

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HIAPPYEAT is a hero that all the children like. This photograph shows him posed espefially for the representative of FILM FUN who interviewed him recently. Down below is Helen Gonne. She is a favorite of Movie Rooters. She say. as much fun to be on the inside looking out as on the outside looking in. If you would like to have 0 you about themsely: onth in FILM FUN. You will enjoy the play more when you see it on the een if you know the “inside” of its pro luction and ‘acquainted with its heroes and heroines, mally in the col- chatty stones atures soon to be full of laughter and e big motion picture per- . they will doit You can meet omns of FILM nd the striking, released y fun all its own, Tear off the coupon and send it in. Ten cents a copy $1.00 a year 225 Fifth Avenue New York Published by the Lesiie-Judge Co. ron <== 225 Sth Avenue _ New York Enclosed fi PER oan find ($1.00) for which please send me FILM Name Addrees greeted in such sharp tones that he de- manded an explanation. It came with an outburst: “I gied my siller to the sojers on Sunday, and I saw it gang into the ladle. And yet here it is agane, hantit in tae ma ain shop on Tuesday, I doot the puir sojers hae got nane o’ the siller.”—Pittsburgh Chronicle- Telegraph. A Record Breaker—“ Maggie,” said the inexperienced young thing to the cook, “the biscuits were a sight. If you can’t do better next time I will have to discharge you.” “Ye will, will ye? I'll have ye know, mum, that I’ve been workin’ out for two years, an’ I’ve worked for cighty-nine av the best families in town, an’ I ain't ever bin discharged yet. I'm Vavin’ this afthernoon for a better place.”—New York Globe. An Unsentimental Pair—This isa true love tale of the wild west, like you see or used to see in the movi My uncle, a real cowboy, was an undemonstrative, cold seeming man who hated sentimentality On a neighboring ranch lived a beautiful girl with blue eyes and the longest, loveliest golden hair that ever bedecked a head since Helen of Troy My uncle acquainted with her and held for her quite a deep feeling of respect and love. He was a rider, not a beau—a man to manage horses, which he did with unexcelled grace. He was a cow puncher, unpoctical, with no romantic words in his vocabulary and no art of self-expression. He wished to marry the girl, but did not wish to appear over-anxious in her eyes, nor to give her reason to assume t much depended upon whether she accepted him or not. It was just his bluff cowboy nature as- serting itself one day, the day before he was to leave for a year to work on aranch in another state, he called and thus unconventionally and unromantically proposed. “Well, May,” he said, “I’m leaving to- morrow, and if you'd like to marry me in the morning and come along with me, why, all right, and if you don’t want to, say so, be- cause it don’t make any difference to me.” “Well.” answered May. whose nature was bluff and identical with his. “if it’s all the same to you, it don’t make any differ- ence to me, cither.”” So he went away without her A year later he reappeared. Sep: had made the desire for May as a wife the more urgent, and he decided in his matter-of-fact. way to “give her another chance.” So he called on her one evening and said: “Well, do you want to reconsider the proposition I made the last time I saw you, and would you just as soon be my wife This is the last time I'll ask you, and if you don’t take me now I'll go y in and look for someone else who will. But if you do, why, I’m a true and hearty man as'll do his’ most for you always.” “Oh,” answered May, simply and cour- agcously, looking square at him from the depths of a pair of wonderful blue eyes, “Tm game to try it, George. Tribune. SAVE WORK and Half the Time in TYPEWRITING Entirely New Way—Learn at Home tine Fle ay alts. 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