Judge — June 17, 1916 — page 23: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

With the College Wits First She—They say George is wandering in his mind. Second She—Never far.—Jester. Not Fiat Corea ee teresting ai Because of the main-line electrification of ‘‘ The St. Paul the end of the sofa and talk!—Punch Bowl. Road” across the Great Continental Divide, travelers enjoy a vision unobscured by smoke and luxurious travel in’ A Dove-Tal Alisa ; i i rhe Baiopaan ve ok pate unimpaired by cinders or fumes through this wonderland y- Once coursed the skies above. of western grandeur. Smoothly, silently, the superb all- ol- But all that can be found to-day steel “‘ Olympian" and “‘ Columbian" cross the moun- ed Is:just apiece of doves Chaparral. tains, hauled by the world’s mightiest electric locomotives. - Prayer Needed— Minister (to sick By no other route can the beautiful scenery of the mighty a student)—I take a friendly interest in you, Rockies and forested Bitter Roots be enjoyed to such we, [> my boys because t have: two sone tae advantage as by the— Electrified Mountain Route— university, myself; one_ taking : e ts ing and the other, Agriculture. Is there between Chicago, Spokane, Seattle and Tacoma —the anything I can do. student—You might pray for the e e one taking Engineering.-Minnehaha, Chicago, Milwaukee é St. Paul Late—Porter (knocking on door)—It’s Railway nine o'clock, Voice of irate gentleman ‘within—Why From Butte, Mont., side trip can be made fo Yellowstone Park. At didn’t you tell me before.—Tiger. St. Maries, Idaho, an optional boat trip down the picturesque “shadowy” St. Joe River is offered without extra cost. At the end of the route is Colloquially Spoke Offic ‘er—what were Rainier National Park and the innumerable attractions of the Puget Sound : you two men fighting about Country. Alaska is reached by a delightful voyage in protected waters. Culprit-—Oh, we weren't fighting; that was busin Oficer—Well, it looked like fighting. Send for beautifully illustrated travel books — address st Culprit—Oh my, no, officer; I just: traded F. A. MILLER, Passenger Traffic Manager, CHICAGO , him a belt for a pair of kicks.—C tha parral. Comparisons—Floorwalker—Do you re- alize that you were four hours selling those two women a yard of ribbon? I Suleslady—I know, sir. But just as i 79 t they got to the counter they discovered The Shock Absorber s each had a baby just learning to - This picture, in full colors, 9x12, : just as it appears on the cover of s ; the May 20th Judge, has been 1 and ‘would [ike to be | prepared, free from all printing, mend sleeping on the beach . Vag basa do D You are sure to get up with sandy hair.— mounted on a heavy le mat : Pelican. $ ready for the frame. Mutual Wonder—Pussy—Miss Sweetly ) told me last night that she’d heard a lovely compliment for me. I wonder what it could have been? Cat—So do I.—Tiger. It will be sent postpaid on re- ceipt of twenty-fice cents. JUDGE ART PRINT DEPARTMENT Why—‘Why do you work so hard?” “I’m too nervous to steal.”—Puppet. 225 Fifth Ave., N. Y. City GREAT BEAR SPRING WATER fag were o- tone j “Its purity has made It famous” ‘Se the case of six glass stoppered bottles. (ADVT.) comicbooks.com