Judge, 1916-06-10 · page 22 of 28
Judge — June 10, 1916 — page 22: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising and humor filler** rather than political satire. It contains: **Advertisements:** Long Island beaches, accountant training, art school, cedar chests, whisky, and hotel/restaurant services dominate the layout. **"With the College Wits" Section:** A collection of brief jokes reprinted from college humor magazines (Froth, Record, Jester, Punch Bowl, etc.). These are mild, wholesome puns and wordplay typical of 1920s college humor: - Knights' armor and creased pants - A failed party (weak punch/weak girls) - Mathematical riddles about kisses and cows - A joke about a dog that chewed carpet **The humor** relies on innocent double-meanings and logical puzzles—nothing scandalous. The college magazine attributions suggest Judge is showcasing campus wit for general audiences. **No political content is visible.** This appears to be a light entertainment/advertising page from the magazine's interior, lacking the satirical edge associated with Judge's editorial cartoons.
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The Shores of Long Island Think of your wide choice in selecting a place from over 500 Miles of Beaches The cleanest, white sand, and the finest ocean bathing. Just the Place for the Kiddies and for the older folks, too. All the joys of summer vacation life, combined with the near- ness to New York City. Iinnd RR Penaytvama Stone N.Y. for book showing actual pic tures and deseribing just what you ill find. Piedmont Red Cedar Chest Co., Dept. 98, Statesville, N.C. Earn $3,000 to $10,000 10 Annually ACCOUNTANT Volimied epoartunitice 400,000 6 pers UNSAULE EXTENSION UNIVERSITY, Dept 82 Be An Artist Personal instruction by mail from our school by artist. of 30. let us develop many success! designers. Ai students with 6 cts, in stam Correspondence and WASHINGTON SCHOOL OF ART cae 983 F Street Washington, D.C. PERSONAL Mowe, GOODERHAM & WORTS (Limited), Toronto, Canada, o announce that the whlaky they are now sending to the Cot ‘States is TEN YEARS OL! ee With the College Wits A Safe Bet The knights of old wore armor, Which was bothersome, perchance; But I'll bet they didn’t worry "Bout the creases in their pants. —Froth. He—What was wrong with the Gazinks’ party? She—Too much stick in the girls and not enough in the punch!—Record. Higher Mathematics—‘“‘A kiss is nothing divided by two.’” “Bah! That's old stuff. A kiss is two divided by nothing.” —Jester Wrong—Teacher—Seven cows are walk- ing along a path in single file. Which one can turn around and say, “I see six pairs of horns.”” Fresh—Why, the first cow Teacher—W rong, John, cows cannot talk. —Panther. His Preference—Young lady (with hopes)—What do you think is the fashion- able color for a bride? Male floor lker—TVastes differ, but I should prefer a white one!—Punch Bowl. On Top Financially—Freshman—What are those funny things on the roof of the Tappa Keg house? Still Greener— Mortgages, | guess.—Widow. Sold—“We sold our pup “What did you sell him for “Why, er—he bit holes in the carpet.”"— Punch Bowl. To the Cashier—“ Will you tell me my fortune please?” she asked, handing in her bank-book.—Jester. The Roue (Pronounced Roo-ay) Although my mouth is far from small, I often miss it when I drink; But if it were not there at all, I'd miss it even more, I think. Minnehaha. NEWBINGHAM Cor. 11th & Market Streets £ uppean ce A Philedciphia i, > Batter Than Ever Thoropghly Modernized Remodeled and Equipped NEW MANAGEMENT Ratés—Without Bath, $1.50 ‘With Bath, $2.00 °and up. FRANK KIMBLE, Mer. PURE - MELLOW HEALTHFUL Re BUREAU ——_—_— We will send you all newspaper clippings which may you, your friends, or any subject on which y want to be “up to date.” Every n paper and periodical of importance in the United States and Europe is searched. Terms, HENRY ROMEIKE, comicbooks.com