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This page is primarily **advertising and humor anecdotes**, not political cartoons. The advertisements include diamonds on credit, cuff buttons, public speaking courses, and a press clipping service. The dominant content consists of short humorous stories typical of Judge's satirical format. The narratives include: a maritime collision blamed on a broken binnacle light; a policeman enforcing an adults-only restriction at a children's ball, turning away a woman dressed as a butterfly; a streetcar conductor who knows all regular passengers so well he takes mental roll calls; and an absent-minded businessman embarrassed when a bank president publicly points out his exposed petticoat (slip). These anecdotes mock everyday absurdities—bureaucratic rigidity, social embarrassment, and the quirks of urban life. They represent Judge's trademark style: gentle satire of middle-class American society rather than hard political commentary. No specific political figures or events are referenced.

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The jitney went down like a sub: marine. “T think the cause of the wreck was that the jitney’s binnacle light was out.”— Electric Railway Journal. At a Iress ball for children a policeman stationed at the door was in- structed not to admit any adult. An excited woman came running up to the door and demanded admission. “I'm sorry, mum,” replied the policeman, in but children, ed as a buttertly,” exclaimed the woman, “and has forgotten her wings.”” “Can't help it,” replied the policeman, “orders is orde you'll have to let her go as a caterpillar.” —Tit-Bits. 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Henry?” The prominent man, not understanding. gazed at the banker, who continued: “What's that white thing hanging below your trousers leg: The man looked down. His face colored and he stepped back into the director's room. When he came out he walked briskly past the bank president, who called: ‘* Here, why don’t you explain?” Coming close, the other whispered: Simply forgot to take off my pajamas when I got out of bed this morning.” Pittsburgh Chronicle-Telegra ph. The Whole—Uncele Ernest (improving the shining hour): And what do we do with the flesh of the whale? Bob! Eat it.” Uncle Ernest (sarcastically) —Oh, do we? And what do we do with the bones? Bobby—Put ‘em on the edge of the plate. —Sketch, Would you drink a new wine? Or a whis- key without the smooth richness of old age? Then no wonder you find difficulty in creat- ing cocktails which meet your discrimination in taste. 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