Judge — June 3, 1916 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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Including every essential expense to Halifax, Nova Scotia, St. John’s, Newfoundland. No cruise on the Atlantic Seaboard so novel, so health- ful and so delightful. The splendid steamers Stephano and Florizel of the RED CROSS LINE built especially for the accommodation of tourists, have every modern safety device, with full boat equipment for passengers and crew, together with ample deck room, cuisine of real excellence, orches- tra, sca sports—all that goes to make the cruise more popular each year. This trip is delightfully broken up, giving atotal of 5 days in port (where the ship is your hotel) and 7 days at sea, giving ample time to visit the wonderfully inter- esting cities of Halifax and St. John’s, both as truly foreign as if you were in Europe. FINE SHOOTING AND FISHING Send now for handsome folder 17 giving full particulars of this cruise. BOWRING & CO., 17 Battery Place, N. Y. >» Reduced Rates for superior accommodations during June, September and October “PERSONAL”—oy Paul Goold HIS beautiful art print, 9 x 12, in full color, double mounted on heavy white mat, || x 14, sent postpaid for . . . 25¢ LESLIE-JUDGE CO. 225 Fifth Avenue New York City Egg View Notes ULEY CANNON, who is doing a lot of fishing this season, is heartily in favor of throwing a lot of logs into Moon Lake so the turtles will have something to get onto besides his hook. . 2 Sherm Spoor spent Tuesday night dream. ing that he was exceedingly rich, and heard his alarm-clock Wednesday morning for the first time in years. 2 \ strange and very powerful automobile honked Lem Bushnell, our marshal Friday night, and scart him so stiff he has limped with both legs ever since. * Ote Gimber’s horse who rolled one day last. week unintentionally created a lot of excitement yesterday afternoon by shaking himself near Ote’s straw-stack. Bill Waite our grocer, mistook the cloud of dust for smoke. —Leslie Van Exery The Shattered Romance “AVill you fore’er my Honey be?” He begged, as lip to lip they clung. Well, she became his honey bee, And people say that he got “stung.” Hall-Marked R. Eder (looking up from detective novel) —Oh, but Is Listen, will you? “The unfortunate victim’s clothes yielded no clew, though it was found that cloth in the shape of an inverted V had been set into the back of his full-dress waistcoat.” And they didn’t think’ that meant anything! 1, Butt—Well, what could it mean? FEder—Sure sign he was a married man, by jiminy! Horrors! Americanadian—You seem to have en- joyed the show, How were the lines? Englishman—Fairly clever. i n—And the music? Englishman—Rawther good. Americanadian—Then it must have beea the costumes. How were the costumes? Englishman—Ripping! Tips TIP is the end of something —especially of meals and of fellows who rock the boat. Servants, scales, hats and investors are some of the things that are tipped de tipping is frequently caused by spirits. The liberality of the tipping var directly with the amount of spirits used. When a servant is tipped, instead of losing his balance he adds to it. A road ticket office is a place where the railroad company receive tips for allow- ing you to enter their cars. The real fare is paid to an Ethiopian who presides over the Pullman. Accidents resulting from high speed sometimes lend verisimilitude to the claim that a traveler is one who courts race suicide. Habitual travelers, however, rea- lize that tips forever keep the berth rate in- creasing. —Violet M. Le Roy. comicbooks.com