Judge — March 25, 1916 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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80 to 100 Words a Minute Guaranteed! Learn at Home—10 Easy Lessons A wonderful new method of acquiring skill on the typewriter has been discovered. Almost over night it has revolutionized the whole typewriting situation. Already thousands of stenographers and other typewriter users ho never exceeded thirty to forty words a minute, are writing So to 100 words with hall the effort and with infinitely greater accuracy than they ever could before, and they're earning sal- aries increased in proportion. Nothing Else Like It Don't confuse this new way in typewriting with any system of the past. There has never been anything like it before. It is as different from the old touch systems as day is from night. Spe- cial Gymnastic Pinger-Training Exercises bring results in days that ordinary methods will not produce in months. It is the Freatest, step in, typewriting since the typewriter. jtself was invented—already its success has become nation-wide. Doubles and Trebles Salaries Among the thousands of operators who have taken up this sys- Jere are hundreds of graduates of business colleges and special writing coursés—many were so-called touch writers—yet ere has not been a single one who hasn't doubled or trebl Ris‘or her speed and sccuracy, andl ihe salaries have been ine creased from $8 to $15 a week (their former pay) to $25. $30 and even $40 weekly. And the new way is amazingly easy for anyone—there are only 10 lessons and they Gin be quickly learned at home. Valuable Book Free We cannot describe here the secret principle of this new method. But we have prepared a book which tells all about it ia complete detail, those interested, It ts a big 48-page book, brimful deas and valuabie information. It explains bow this unique pew method will quickly make your fingers strong and dex. 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