Judge, 1915-11-27 · page 22 of 28
Judge — November 27, 1915 — page 22: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising**, not political satire. The dominant content is a Clyde-Mallory Lines cruise advertisement promoting budget ocean travel from New York to Jacksonville, Florida, with stops in Charleston. The ad emphasizes "maximum comfort at minimum cost" and highlights sightseeing at historic Southern sites (Fort Sumter, the Battery) and includes meals and accommodations. The right column contains **humorous short stories** typical of Judge magazine's lighter content—romantic and comedic vignettes with no political dimension. "The Latest Courtship" satirizes a eugenic-minded suitor interrogating a woman about her family's medical history before proposing. Other brief jokes address vagrancy and courtship. There is **no political cartoon** on this page. The page reflects early 20th-century magazine format: travel promotion alongside light domestic humor and advertisements for pajamas, patent services, and newspaper clipping bureaus.
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A Wonderful =\\ Low-Cost Trip VEEN planning your Southem trip consider our maximum comfort at minimum cost and choose the ocean way to Florida. It will pay you to find out how inexpensively and comfort- ably you can go on our low round trip fares. New York to Jacksonville Calling at historic Charleston where you have ample time for sightseeing, including famous homes of Southern Aristocracy, | the Battery Esplanade, Fort Moultrie and Fort Sumter of Confederate fame, the Charleston Navy Yard, etc. Here too are connections for all Carolina Resorts. Remember, All Meals and Sleeping Accommodations Aboard Ship Are Included Without Additional Cost. You will enjoy every minute of the trip—the spacious social halls, broad decks, latest magazines and delicious cuisine. Staterooms with connecting private bath or toilet, if you want them. Mid-Winter Bookings Now Open Also cruises to Porto Rico, Nassau, Cuba and Santo Domingo. To get exact information and interesting literature, address CLYDE-MALLORY LINES Pier 36, North River New York )s District Passenger Offices AUNESY] Boston, 192 Washington St. Philadelphia, 701 Chestnut St Ory New York, 290 Broadway % PRESS CUTTING BUREAU <WANTED—AN IDEA! WHO CAN THINK OF SOME | ROMETKE’S sites yest sensotver et. simple thing to patent. Protect your ideas, they may bring OF any sul ieee oo, which you may want to be you wealth, Write for “Needed Inventions” and “How to Get very newspaper and periodical of importance Your Patent and Your Money.” Randolph & Co., Patent Attor- 53 *up-to-d urope is searched. Terms, $5.00 neys, Dept. 129, Washingtoa, D, C. in the United States and for 100 notices. HENRY ROME Pajamas 404 Night Shirts (Ask for the new 4 ‘one-piece Pajama “ault ; ss Since 1881 Braye Cay ern ety ee -no waist string radiate comfort 106-110 Seventh Ave., N.Y. E. Rosenfeld & Co Balto. and New York The Latest Courtship THey WERE strolling beside the baie The autumn foliage gleamed in the moonlight. A light breeze suggested heal} and vigor. He had told her that he wished to pata few questions to her. She had read love fer her in his eyes. They hed a rustic bench. He asked her to be seated. She did so and he allowed the wonder of the scene, the clear lake, the trees in gay attire, the rocks and Moss, to penetrate her. Finally he spoke. “Of what,” he asked her, “did your father die?” She looked amazed but answered him, And your mother?” © answered that. Do know the habits of your grand. parent. She said “No.” He answered that that was bad. Wee there any consumptives or drunkards o¢ paranoiacs in her family? She replied that she was offended. In fact, she started away, but he detained her, After a few more questions about her relatives she turned angrily: “Are yos contemplating insuring me?” she asked impatiently. “No,” he replied, ‘marrying you. I am a eugenist.”"—G. Vere Tyler. Hadn't Brought Her Along “Tam afraid I shall have to commit you as a vagrant,” said the Justice, looking sadly at Weary Waggles. “You have no visible means of support.” “But, your Honor,” protested Weary, “T couldn’t bring my wife along. She's too busy supportin’ the family.” Had Done His Best Lover—I wish to marry your daughter, st. Old Gotrox—You do, eh? Are you sure you love Henrietta? Lover—Well, if 1 don’t; sir, she is the worst fooled girl in this town. Love's A-Plenty HEN I was one and twenty And she was seventeen We deemed love was a-plenty For any king or queen. The golden hours drifting They scattered wealth and rate; The silv’ry moonbeams shifting Made riches ev'rywhere ‘The diamonds that vanished From roses bright with rain, We ‘counted not as banished— For they would come again. Ah! love has been a-plenty For both of us I ween, Since 1 was one and twenty And she was seventeen We own the golden hours, ‘The moonbeam’s silv'ry light; For us the dew-gemmed flowers Are jewels sparkling bright. Horace Seymour Kdler.