Judge — November 13, 1915 — page 21: what you’re looking at

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F YOU find it anywhere I does not grow everyw here. When you're [you'll know. s old as , . : ; sole yan onion: sprinkle liberally with To cool fever use mething different. [never loved anyone enough to wash a veegy for the sake of taking him riding, though I've loved several enough to hire it washed. T've read of women who annex the pay sqceope, but I was raised among the kind sto, if once they get the wheat stubble shags. are the envy of their friends for life. Than of one such. In a wild hour her ma stid she might have all there was over ‘eenty bushels. It over-ran eight. She raveled alone ever after. The women ain't neighbor with such a bloated the right word when another cpitalist. . You won't be missed till you're gone. So fe figuring whether you want to leave i: y can’t be glad They can’t ’s one comfort. eepers or carni tohave you stay and go, tc te joyful both times. faith—starting out with a cutter on bare cuund, trusting a snow storm to break ox. 'swhat you don’t see that you want to re of. Pa sat looking through the “Come here! If here ain’t the d-blastedest eg moon! It’s got four of the longest ‘ome her Without laying down ts knitting. brother said, “Open your seen and see how they look then.” So he &, opening and shutting it half a dozen tines before he’d believe the horns were in screen. ‘sa roaring, blizzardy west wind ad you look out in five minutes and it’s ed into the north you'll know I’ve da corner. As look back it’s the ones who gave me nee than I deserved, rather than the ones sbodealt me my dues, that I want to be like. Las night I played for a dance. A boy fayed guitar chords with us. He folds up «we foot and puts it behind him, sucks his. eder lip clear in out of sight, rolls up one 6, looks at the lamp with the other, and teps time with his chords with the other int. Keeps time with himself, notice, not mibus. Somebody stepped on his foot and techanged from 4-4 time to 6-8 and said: “If they do that again it will make three ties,” Humorist—One whose wireless sesitized it catches messages of all descrip- es, from all directions, distance unlimited. hin of the time he’s drunk on hilarity, the of the time sobering up, sagged with woe. Thehigher he goes the harder he spats down. {lof which makes copy. Beside a humorist Speet isan extinct crater. ynette Freemin Most People When most people choose food for thought ey take a predigested variety. Year-Round Touring Car—$1185 F. O. B. Detroit Inlwpmoboille In One Car, the Use and Comfort of Two Last year the Hupp Motor Car Company popularized the idea of two-cars-in-one, with the removable winter top built by the factory producing the car. And many families which care to own but one car were thus afforded, by the Hupmobile. continuous winter use of their cars, with the comforts of a permanent sedan or limousine. The same advantages are available with the 1916 Hupmo- bulé, at less cost and with a top of much improved design and construction. The new detachable top 15 made of metal, close-fitting, and in perfect’harmony with the beaunful lines of the car. Its effect 15 the same as that of a much more expensive sedan: it provides all the winter protection of a costly limousine and a great deal of its luxury. If so desired, the top can be kept on the car permanently: for the sides are removable, and quick-acting storm curtains can be fitted for summer use. Or the regulation folding top can be had at slight extra cost. Families which heretofore have been denied the use of their open cars in winter will particularly appreciate the ad- vantages of the Hupmobile winter top and its very moderate cost. The great popularity of the Hupmobile winter top last year. the lower price and better top for 1916, and the general spread of the idea—together with the new Hupmobile free service system —seem sufficient grounds for predicting an increased proportion of sales this fall. Inasmuch as these tops are built practically on order, and a large stock is not available, it would be well to see the Hupmobile dealer at once. A request will bring you by mail the special booklet which fully describes the Hupmobile line of enclosed cars. Hupp Motor Car Company, 1238 Milwaukee Ave., Detroit, Mich. Five passenger Touring Car, $10! Roadwer, $1085 Year-Round Touring Car, $1185 Sedan $1365 Seven passenger Touring Car, $1225 Year-Round Coupe, $1165 Limousine, $2365 Prices F.O. B. Detrow The Bicycle Wasn't Known Until Years After The Coming of Carstairs Rye Now motorcycles have caused the bicycles to be abandoned. But since 1788 nothing has come to take the place of Carstairs Rye. In the non-refill- act ttle—*A Good Bottle to Keep Good Whiskey comicbooks.com