Judge, 1915-08-14 · page 23 of 28
Judge — August 14, 1915 — page 23: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page primarily consists of **humorous quotations** and **advertisements** rather than political cartoons. ## The Humor Section ("With the College Wits") The left column reprints witty one-liners from college humor magazines and newspapers. These are gentle social satire about **human hypocrisy**—specifically, how people readily judge others while ignoring their own faults. Examples include quips about wishing others would be honest, or congratulating a man for "losing every argument to a woman like that." The humor is mild and relies on observational comedy about domestic life and morality rather than political critique. ## The Advertisements The right side features **product advertisements**: Nabisco sugar wafers (Anola, Adora, Festino brands), a diamond company promoting mail-order rings with a "money-back guarantee," and a patent-idea service. These are standard period advertising. ## Summary This is not a satirical editorial page but rather a **humor and advertising section**—typical filler content for a magazine like Judge, which mixed political cartoons (elsewhere in the issue) with lighter entertainment and commercial content.
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