Judge — August 14, 1915 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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f | EGYPTIAN DEITIES “The Utmost in les ‘Phan End or Cork’ Rel ofa rien Pras ER Deities Washington’s Famous Hotel The RALEIGH Midway Between Capitol and White House WASHINGTON, D. C. European Plan E. L. WESTON, Manager Booklet and Full Information on Request. | Rooms with bath, Situated in an Ideal Location in the Centre of Every- thing, on Pennsylvania Avenue Absolutely Fireproof. 500 Rooms, Nearly All with Bath Modern completely throughout, exquisitely furnished. It is just the dies can enjoy entire freedom 3 beautiful roof garden. For diplomats and government officials. The Restaurant of exceptional quality, at moderate rates, 82.00 per day and up Rooms for two persons, . $3.00 per day and up ‘one person, 82.50 per day and up Rooms with bath, two persons, 4.00 per day and up Rooms for one person, ; Attractive Short Sea Trips for Summer Vacations 666 miles of all-water travel, including meals and stateroom berth, also including 1% days’ accommodations at the famous HOTEL CHAMBERLIN Old Point Comfort, Va. 00 Including All Expenses $20:08 Afloat and Ashore An Ocean Swim Indoors in The Chamberlin’s Great Sunlit Pompeian Sea Pool Every week day ai from Pier 23, North Riv Send for illustrated pamphlet No. $6 J. J, BROWN, Gen’! Pass. Ast. W. L. WOODROW, Traf. Mer. ertates SSetrr. 3 se eae S Ditaboe eA Serres Yarns of the Ballplayers By ED A. GowEY “Rebel” Oakes, Pittsburgh Federals 6OPQEBEL"’ OAKES, manager of the Piss, burgh Federal League club, tells good story about Jack Hendricks, now mz. ager of the Indianapolis ball team, whox one time worked under Manager “Pongo” Cantillon, who *‘canned’’ him. “*Hendricks,’’ relates Oakes, “was sx. prised in the middle of the season to lan that he had been purchased froin Spoke by Washington. Having nothing to syix the matter, he reported to his new boss, ad for eleven days was permitted to warm te players’ bench. On the twelfth day te battle became close. In the ninth inning the Washington catcher made a single ai lumbered to first. The Senators needed a run, and needed it badly. Cantillon, vis was coaching at first, called to Jack, at the youth divested himself of his swe and ambled to the bag. ***Run for this guy !’ instructed the m= ager. ‘Start goin’ when I tell yuh!’ bk wonderment Hendricks took the base, at on the second pitch Joe yelled, ‘Beatit! Jack, with his best steam up, tried bet but was intercepted twenty-five feet fna second by the baseman with the ball ints hands. He returned to the bench, trig to avoid the awful eye of the irate Cantile ***You poor fish!’ hissed Joe, white wid wrath. ‘I thought you could run bases!’ ‘**Who told you I could run bases!’ & manded Jack. ‘I never claimed to tet base runner.’ “«*Why, you stole sixty-five bases in Se kane last year, didn’t yuh?’ roared Co tillon. ***No; I stole only fifteen last seas’ answered Hendricks truthfully. ‘Teer ord book says sixty-five, but that ws? typographical error by the printer.’ “Joe tore his hair and swore. screeched and fumed about the base lat until his players became so nervous 8 blew up and lost the game. “Then the manager strode to Jackel said, ‘Get out of here! I don’t wasty® around! Get out of my sight, yoo-?* typographical error, you!""’ Post-mortem praise cannot excite a ciation in its subject. ‘