Judge, 1915-07-24 · page 26 of 28
Judge — July 24, 1915 — page 26: what you’re looking at
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This is primarily a **title/contents page with advertisements and humor columns**, not political cartoons. The page features **humorous anecdotes** typical of Judge's satirical style: - **"Psychological Effect"**: A farmer explains keeping chickens entertains summer boarders who hope to eat them—mocking rural hospitality and naive tourists. - **"Unexpected Bath"**: A girl caught in rain during a motorcycle ride makes a pun about receiving an unwanted "bathtub" shower—light domestic humor. - **"Old Device"**: A joke about Marconi's invention of seeing through brick walls, revealing the "old device" is simply windows—poking fun at overwrought technological claims. - **"She Was Interested"**: A woman dismisses history until hearing about a hat—mocking women's supposed superficiality about fashion over substance. - **"Romance and Reality"**: A poem contrasting girls' youthful dreams of princes with practical adult preferences for steady workers—satirizing economic realities and changing female expectations. The surrounding **advertisements** (ink pencils, moth-proofing, patent services) reflect 1915 commercial concerns.
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They keep the summer baarders cheered up, thinkin’ mebbe the first thing they know they'll see a couple of ‘em on the dinner table.’’— Washington Star. Unexpected Bath—When riding in the side car of a motor cycle, a girl and her escort were caught in a rainstorm. Both were drenched, ‘*How did you enjoy your bathtub ride?"’ a friend asked the girl next day. “Oh, all right,’’ she replied; ‘‘only I didn't expect a tub and shower at the same time.'’— Youngstown Telegram. Old Device—'‘I see that Marconi has in- vented a device by which you can see through brick walls.’’ **Somebody invented that long ago.’’ **Who was it, I'd like to know?"* “The man who first thought of putting windows in 'em.’’— Detroit Free Press. She Was Interested—‘‘My dear, you ought to pass up frivolous things and take an interest in deep subjects. Take history, for instance. Here is an interesting item. Gessler, the tyrant, put up a hat for the Swiss to salute."* The lady was a trifle interested. **How was it trimmed?’ she inquired.— Louisville Courier-Journal. Romance and Reality Some girls at first look for a prince, But, as the years get thinner, Are apt to interest evince In plumber or in tinner. In youth the distant view they scan For gallant knights and pages; But later they look for a man Who merely gets fair wages. —Kansas City Journal. J ud ge Vol. LXIX July 24, 1915 "No. 1762 Copyright 1915, by Leslie-Judge Company. Entered at the Post-office at New York as second-class mail matter. Cable address. “Judgark."” Telephone 6632 Madison Square. Published ekly by Leslie-Juadge Company, Brunswick Building. 225 Fifth Avenue, New York. ‘Washington Representative Wyatt Building, Washington, D.C. John A. Sleicher, President. Reuben P. Sleicher, Sec’y. E. Rollaver, Treasurer. J. A. Waldron, Editor. 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