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**Left section ("Yarns of the Ballplayers"):** This is a baseball anecdote featuring Vincent Campbell of the Newark Federals (a Federal League team). The story depicts a nervous rookie catcher who, rather than remove his diamond ring before catching, buries it and then smokes a pipe while working—described as a display of nerveless bravado. The piece is sports humor with no apparent political satire. **Right section (Advertisement):** A Budweiser ad titled "The Pinckneys—Fathers of the Republic" attempts to link the historical Pinckney brothers (Charles Cotesworth and Charles) to beer consumption. The text claims they "believed in the moderate use of light wines and barley brews" and celebrates Anheuser-Busch's 58-year history as "brewers of honest" beer. This is commercial propaganda using Founding Fathers imagery to legitimize alcohol during the Prohibition era—a clear attempt to argue against temperance laws by invoking respected historical figures.

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EEC ePKRTE =H Vie (oor Yarns of the Ballplayers By ED A. GOEWEY Vincent Campbell, Newark Federals THERE are few better story-tellers in the big show than Vin Campbell, star out- fielder of the Newark Federal League team. He tells this one, which he says describes the funniest incident he ever witnessed on a diamond: ‘‘This baseball scream hap- pened at Vicksburg, Miss., the spring I broke in. I was only a tryout backstop then, and stood too much in awe of the vet- erans to give free rein to my mirth; but since then I have laughed heartily over it many times. There was another young catcher, my rival, also trying to make the Cubs, and he was about the nerviest rookie lever encountered. One day we had been practicing, and I had been catching all the wild pitchers they had. In addition, ‘Chick’ Fraser, who had been making a monkey of me by looking high and throwing low, and then throwing high and looking at my feet, had me worried, and I called for the other fellow to come and take his turn at the re- ceiving end. “He had a large diamond ring on his finger, and as he had no safe place to put it, objected to putting on the big glove and going to work. Chance saw what was com- ing off and sarcastically asked the rookie if he needed a maid or was afraid to catch. My rival made no reply, but dug a hole in the dirt by the bench and buried his ring. Then, to the astonishment of every one, he took a pipe from his coat, filled and lighted it. Chance yelled again, and the fellow walked to the plate, adjusted his mask, stuck the pipe through the wires and went behind the bat. It was a sight, you can believe me, to see that ‘freshie’ calmly smoking and giving signals to Reulbach. And he made good his bluff at perfect cool- ness by puffing away as long as he caught. “With this same squad was a player who always let out a roar when a certain um- pire’s name was mentioned. “What are you so sore at him for? Is he so uncommonly mean?’ asked a new- comer. _'*Mean?* was the reply. ‘Why, that highwayman owns a farm down my way, and he's so mean that when he wants to feed his hogs, he has to get some one else tocall them for him.’ "* ‘STRAsGaAS oF THe CONSTITUTION OF THE USL Ot ” The Pinckneys—athers of the Republic ERHAPS South Carolina's ee ee services of her two t sons — Charles Cotesworth Pinckney and Pinckney Itcan truthfully be said of the that their love of honor was than their love of power and deeper than their , love of self. One played an im, t part in the Louisiana Purchase— the other, while an envoy to was told thar the use of money would avert war, and to this replied: “Millions for defense, but not one cent for tribute? Both devoted their eminent abilities toward framing our National Law: The Constitution of the United States, as it stands to-day, was built upon the Sneed ye ee It was he who demanded that it contain of religion, freedom of the press, habeas corpus and tial by jury. In political faith only did these two great men differ. Charles Pinckney was an ardent Democrat and Charles C. Pinckney a oe istand was twice a candidate for President i leincany eee horror that these nvo of Personal Liberty pie beads ifshown the ition Laws of to-day: It is to say thatif alive they would VOTE NO to such encroachments upon the NATURAL RIGHTS OF MAN. The Pinckneys both believed in the moderate use of light wines and barley brews They also believed in legislation which encour 58 years Anheuser-Busch have been brewers of honest Saaier Hop beers — the kind the knew to be good = BUDWEISER— because of its quality, i Sng eanguitte Faern ecsest the pe pb facet ions of bowles;7500 people are Tequired to public demand for BUDWEISER. pase ANHEUSER-BUSCH: ST. LOUIS.U.S.A, Visitors to St.Louis are courteoudy invited to inspect our plant — covers 142 acres. 1,000 ISLAND HOUSE Alexandria Bay, Jefferson County, New York In the Heart of the Thousand Islands In the most enchanting spot in all America, where nature's charms are rarest, all the delights of modern civilization are added in the 1,000 Island House. No hotel of the Metropolis provides greater living facilities or such luxurions com- fort—real HOME comfort—as does this palatial Summer retreat. An amusement for every hour, or quiet, complete rest, is the choice of every guest. All Drinking Water Used in the House is Filtered. Send two cent stamps for Illustrated Booklet. ©. G. STAPLES, Proprietor ‘WILLIAM WARBURTON, Mar. comicbooks.com