Judge — July 10, 1915 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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The Laugh’ s the Thing EEING them- selves on the screen is one of the favorite diversions of the moving picture players. Ham and Bud (Lloyd Hamilton) and (Albert Duncan) were watching their latest comedy, “Rushing the Lunch Counter” the other day, when Ham said : “Want to go back to vaudeville, Bud ?” Bud looked at a gray- haired, tired-faced woman trying to wipe the tears of mirth out of her eyes and not miss any of the reel and said : “Not so you could noticeit. Wecould make a houseful laugh in the old days, but we can make ‘em laugh by the millions this way. “A laugh is worth more than medicine any day, and if we can make two laughs sprout where only one grew before, we are doing our share.” FILM FUN FILM FANS is published to multiply the fun of the comedy “movies”? — to increase your appreciation and en- joyment of the humorous in the photoplay, when you see it being filmed. 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