Judge, 1915-06-05 · page 26 of 28
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This page is primarily **advertising and miscellaneous content** rather than satirical cartoons. The layout includes: **"Stories With Smiles"** section: Three brief humorous anecdotes, apparently by Congressman Samuel E. Winslow. These are genteel jokes typical of early 20th-century periodicals—a hobo's complaint about "cement" in a mince pie recipe, and a lawyer's sarcastic exchange with a young physician implying the opposing counsel would suffer brain damage if they struck each other. **Advertisements**: Dominate the page—garters, a book on selling in Latin America, correspondence schools, cigars, a "liquid pistol," and other products. **Masthead information**: Shows Judge as a weekly satirical magazine published by Leslie-Judge Company in New York. The page lacks the political cartoons one might expect from Judge. The humor is domesticated and apolitical—suitable for general family readership rather than biting social commentary.
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‘ WeighsOnly i 1/2 an Ounce No needless material goes into this OPEN TRIANGLE garter. This means COMFORT without bulk, STRENGTH without weight, and constant sock SMOOTHNESS, If your dealer is out, we'll send sample pair. postpaid, George Frost Co., Makers, Boston, Mass, Just Off the Press Selling Latin America An loternational Problem in Salesman- ship. What to Sell and How to Sell It By WILLIAM E. AUGHINBAUGH, M.D., LL.B., LL.M. E notion Editor WEEKLY 12mo, Cloth. Illustrated. Net $2.00 Dr. Aughinbaugh has lived and sold goods for eighteen years in the countries of Latin America. He knows these countries as you know your own town. He knows the peo- ple, their habits, their characteristics, and their commercial practices. He knows what they will buy, what they will not buy ; how to sell them, how to finance the transaction, how to ship, bill, and collect. He tells in “*Selling Latin America’? country by country, all the essential and fundamental things without a knowledge of which successful trading in these Southern countries is im- practicable and impossible. Plentifully illustrated. Sent postpaid, $2. Small, Maynard & Company 16 Beacon Street, Boston Develop Your Talent by the ZIM'S Cor- fespondence School de in stam) formation, Horseheads, arcan ae Ar ot 1/40 tte cost IN SOLID Stand acid tert and expert examtoat fuaranter them, See the Bperial Otter — 14k Tut 5 Grote riog Tet $8.08 14a Stadt Fatt tive, Pa Bareda Co. Dept TH. Stories With Smiles A Grateful Hobo—The subject of grati- tude was being discussed, and Congressman Samuel E. Winslow, of Massachusetts, told of an incident that happened in New Eng- land. A weary-looking hobo begged for some- thing to eat at the back door of a suburban home and was given a whole mince pie. In less than two hours he was back on the same doorstep. “‘Lady,’’ said he, when the good house- wife answered the timid knock, ‘‘would you be kind enough to give me the recipe for that mince pie what you handed me this morning?"’ “For mercy’s sake, man!’’ exclaimed the astonished housewife. ‘‘What do you want that recipe for?"* ‘To settle a bet, lady,’’ answered the hobo. ‘*My partner says you use three cups of cement to one of molasses, and I claim you use only two and a half.”"— Philadelphia Telegraph. Knocked Out—A youthful physician had been summoned as a witness in a case which depended on technical evidence, and opposing counsel in cross-examination asked several sarcastic questions about the knowl- edge and skill of so young a doctor. ‘*Are you,”’ he asked, ‘‘entirely familiar with the symptoms of concussion of the brain?"’ “Then I should like to ask your opinion of a hypothetical case. Were my learned friend, Mr. Banks, and myself to bang our heads together, should we get concussion of the brain?"’ “Mr. Banks might,’’ was the disconcert- ing reply.—Pittsburgh Chronicle- Telegraph. Jud ge Vol. LXVIN June 5, 1915 Copyright 1915, by Leslie-Judge Company. Entered at the Post-office at New York as second-class mail matter. Cable address, “Judgark."” Telephone 6632 Madison Square. Published weekly by Leslie-Judge Company, Brunswick Building, 225 Fifth Avenue, New York. Washington Representative ‘Wyatt Building. Washington, D. John A. Sleicher, President. Reuben P. Sleicher, Sec’y. ‘A. E. Rollaver, Treasurer. J. A. Waldron, Editor. Grant E, Hamilton, Art Director. SUBSCRIPTION RATES) Qne year. or 52 numbers = = $3.99 Six months, or 26 eumbers - oe + 25 Thirteen weeks 133 Payable in‘savance by draft on New York, or by expeess or postal order. JUDGE are protected by copyright in inited States and Great Britain. Davee & Sons, Ltd. The contents of both the nm Agents—Wm. 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