Judge, 1915-02-20 · page 23 of 24
Judge — February 20, 1915 — page 23: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This is primarily a **whisky advertisement** disguised as satirical humor, published in *Judge* magazine around 1820 (the brand's founding date). **The "Joke":** Two diners illustrate class sophistication through drink ordering. An "unsophisticated" man simply orders "whisky" and is mocked by a "wiseman" who explains that only refined gentlemen specify "Johnnie Walker" whisky in a "tamper-proof bottle." **The Satire:** The piece gently ridicules social pretension—the implication that *how* you order matters more than *what* you order. The wiseman suggests that merely saying "whisky" means you deserve whatever inferior product you receive, while those sophisticated enough to demand a specific branded bottle "deserve" quality. **The Advertisement:** This is fundamentally promotional copy presenting Johnnie Walker as the mark of discerning taste. The "guarantee" emphasizes the product's age (10+ years) and consistency. The humor relies on readers recognizing the absurdity of equating brand-consciousness with actual quality or moral worth—while simultaneously encouraging readers to become exactly that sort of brand-conscious consumer.
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Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.
Born 1820 —Suill going strong. Mr, Unsophisticated (to waiter) : “ Wuisky, PLease.” Mr. Wiseman: “My pean FELLOW, NEVER SAY THAT, ‘THE MAN WHO SIMPLY ORDERS ‘WHISKY’ ° DESERVES WHAT HE s THE MAN WHO orpERS ‘JOHNNIE WALKER’ IN THE NON-REFILLABLE BOTTLE GETS WHAT HE DESERVES.” The knowing ones have learnt to say “Johnnie Walker” instead of whisky—that’s much the safest, but when you add “in the tamper-proof bottle, please,” mortal man can do no more. Every drop of “Johnnie Walker” Red Label whisky is over 10 years old. GUARANTEED SAME QUALITY THROUGHOUT THE WORLD. Agents: WILLIAMS & HUMBERT, 1158 Broadway, NEW YORK. JOHN WALKER & SONS, Ltp., WaHIsky DisTILLERS, KILMARNOCK, 4 comicbooks.com