Judge, 1915-01-16 · page 22 of 24
Judge — January 16, 1915 — page 22: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertising**, not editorial or cartoon content. The major items are classified ads and product promotions typical of early 20th-century magazines: Absorbine Jr. liniment, made-to-measure pants, "ideas wanted" for photoplay scripts, magic tricks, and paper warehouse services. The only satirical content is a section titled **"Passing the Mustard,"** containing brief humorous anecdotes rather than visual cartoons. These are light domestic jokes: a wife describing a "rainbow kiss" after a storm, a socialite confusing the painter Titian with hair dye, a son claiming "damage suits" as clothing expenses, and similar punchline-driven humor. They reflect early 1900s middle-class life and mild wordplay without political or social commentary. The page appears to be from a later period of Judge when advertising dominated editorial space.
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Keep Absorbine, Jr., In Your First Aid Cabinet This American-made germicide isa dependable preparation for the numerous household acci dents. Applied to cuts, bruises, wounds and sores, it makes the part aseptic, kills the germs and promotes rapid healing. AbsorbineJ! THE ANTISEPTIC LINIMENT er It te purely herbal—contains na acids or minerals and is harmi. cmt Be he throat If sore or int. solution of Absorb iN destroy wacteria. ected —a 10 per cent. oF Jeo. te Dealing and south: and W. F. YOUNG, P. D. F., 115 Temple Street, Springfield, Mase. Made-to-Measure Express Prepaid $475) Pants cut in the latest style. Made-to-your individual measure. Fit, workmanship and wear guar- anteed. NO EXTRA CHARGE for peg opa, no matter how extreme you order them. Agents A £0 live hustler in every town totake ord: Wanted brated made-to-mea Samples of all The Progress Tailoring Co. Dept. 835 Chicago, 1. Ideas Wanted re aa gond na anrbedy's and may bring you $10 to | $509 each, according to merit, fur a few hours work in spare time at | home. ~Special education BOC necessary. 1 show yoa bow and 1 Guarantee You $10 For Your First Photoplay ‘Tile means Fou. Tremendous demand ¢ used by 39.000 movie theatres changing program dally accoonts for this unusual offer. Itecata nothing igate.,Nend post eard or lett: eotcetay investigate,, ‘fran bonirlet * thaw to Weta P (Cider teers, Chicas’ eonce, while this nffer Insts, Bea 7 TRICKS, We will send you twocard t perplexing to onl y th 232 nt Magic Tri The Magic Sbop, 20 North 13th Street, Phila, Pa. LUI | hegees HENRY LINDENMEYR & SONS | PAPER WAREHOUSE Nos, 22, 34 and 36 Bleecker Street Krenek Was i 90 Beekman Street. Sew ‘Vorb ALL KINDS OF P. 32 Chietom Street Newark, Nid it MADE TO ORDER Passing the Mustard They Made Up—Mrs. Flatbush—My hus- band gave me a rainbow kiss last night. Mrs. Bensonhurst—What kind of a kiss is that? Mrs. Flatbush—One that follows a storm. —Brooklyn Citizen. Art Is Long—Haired—Mrs, Newlyrich— I didn’t know Titian was a painter. Miss Caustique—What did you think he was? Mrs. Newlyrich—I thought it was a hair dye.—Philadelphia Ledger. Two Kinds—Sire—I see in this expense account, ‘‘Fourteen suits, $1,000." You didn't pay that much for fourteen suits of clothes? Son—No; two of ‘em were damage suits. —Chicago News. A Chance—‘‘Lend me five dollars, will you, old chap?"” **Haven’t got it. But I'll tell you what I'll do, I'll lend you the five I lent Jobson over a year ago, if you can collect it Boston Transcript. Perfectly Tame—'‘ Wombat used to be a great outdoor man and all-around sport. Is he reconciled to married life?’’ “T think so. I called on him recently and found him sifting ashes with an old tennis racket.""—Kansas City Journal. Maternal Solicitude—‘ Her novel shows a juvenile trend of mind. Why doesn’t she revise it?” “Her mother thinks shi read what she has writte: Ledger. is too young to —Philadelphia Language of Flowers—‘‘Do you know anything about the language of flowers?"’ “Only this much: A five-dollar box of roses talks a heap louder to a girl thana fifty-cent bunch of carnations.’'—Washing- ton Star. Open Season—‘‘Young Mrs. Wombat doesn't want her husband to go hunting.’’ “Why not?”? Says he’s such a dear that somebody is bound to take a shot at him.'’—Kansas City Journal. Translated — Customer — Here, waiter! Where are the olives? Hold on! Bring me half a melon and some cracked ice. Waiter (loudly )—Dumdums, half a bomb- shell and a bowl of shrapnel.—Cleveland Plain Dealer. His Idea—‘She makes me feel so small when she begins to talk about her ancestors. And we have no ancestors."" Never mind, my dear. Come back at her with the pedigree of your dog."* — Louisville Courier-Journal. GREAT REAR SPRING WATER. has mi famou six glass etoppered bottles. 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