Judge — December 12, 1914 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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Tobacco Habit BANISHED in 46 to?2 Hours = VAS No craving for tobacco in any form after the first dose. Don't try to quit the tobacco habit unaided. It's a losing fight against heavy odds and means a serious shock to the nervous system. Let the to- bacco habit quit YOU. It will quit you, if you will just take Tobacco Redeemer, according to directions for two or three days. ‘It is the most marvelously quick and thoroughly reliable remedy for the tobacco habit the world has ever known, Not a Substitute Tobacco Redeemer is absolutely harmless and contains no habit-forming drugs of any kind. Att ¥ es not a part how long you have been you use or in what form 0, how much —whether yor ettes, ew plug or fine cut snuff, acco’ Redeemer will positively h every tr z fr This we absolutely « money refundes free you of the Newell Pharmacal Gouceny Dept. 316 St. Lor Wa n t (3 d Write Men and Women (B20 JENg To Write Photoplays by Elbert Moore poctors ery ed to secre ‘oot necesnar?.. icual GUARANTEE YOU $10 FOR FIRST. PHOTOPLAY Tis hy ey metho. As former Phctoviay septal te mere eard or letter THE INSPECTOR 1S BACK OF RY. BOTTLE Snap Judgments OR YEARS we have heard, and taken it as a matter of course, how the patient lobster has been landed, shelled, broiled, roasted and canned. In our own tango belt thousands of lobsters are han- dled nightly by frail young women. Lob- ster training, in fact, is one of our favor- ite indoor sports. But the worm has turned. Over in New Brunswick, in the State of New Jersey, where they license roosters, a cook’s valet got fresh with a fresh lobster, and the vicious brute turned on the man with a snarl, grabbed his in- dex finger and shook it like a terrier shakes a rat. Although the victim went to the hospital, he recovered from the bite, and, like Goldsmith's dog, it was the lobster who died. Still, the wounded man brought suit against the hotel pro- prietors and was awarded $210 damages. Is it possible that we shall have to muzzle our chicken lobsters as we do our dogs, or will the chickens have to wear gloves? The brewers of the United States have been trying everything from ancient hi: tory to modern medicine to prove the effi- cacy of beer as a food and to dissociate the pale amber beverage from its deeper dyed and more insidious relative, John Barleycorn, The ‘‘educational’’? cam- paign is all right so far as it goes, but it doesn't go far enough. If the malt mag- nates would try some full-page copy of pure reading matter, more people would be attracted to the text. It would be both diverting and interesting to learn that Henry VIII., the great English lady killer, lived to be nearly sixty, in spite of the fact that he had six wives, simply because, through all his days, he, like Robin Hood, sang the praise of brown October ale; and the moral would be per- fectly obvious. But when the Dingbat Brewery appends its name to the copy, one begins to suspect that the informa- tion is not altogether disinterested. In other words, the advertising man is trying to perform the psychological feat of teaching history and selling his brand of beer at one and the same time; and, in the language of Goethe, das geht nicht! It is pleasing to note that when the Turks fired a shot across the bows of the launch from the Tennessee, it was merely a little playful attention. 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