Judge — October 24, 1914 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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Dodd, Mead & Company PUBLISHERS 449 FOURTH AVENUE, NEW YORK ond ion the New International Encyclopedia with details of special prices, ete. Occupation......06++ Bus. Address... Residence... Town..... All Alike EDITOR PRICE, of the always exhile| rating Publisher and Retailer, which never lacks gingery comment upon cur. rent publications, calls the Americas press humorists who were pictured ing recent JupGE ‘‘the homeliest lot of mes ever portraited.’’ The only homelier lot of persons, according to Editor Price, are the ball players. Well, handsome is as handsome does, the world over. The humorists ought te get along fairly well with what Natur has given them. And they do seem te get along with just brains and the knack of amusing the public. Jupce would like to have Editor Price dig into what Shakespeare calls ‘‘the dart backward and abysm of time’’ and bring forth one humorist who really was hand. some. If the chroniclers were right, eves the earlier humorists, known as court jesters, were selected for their ugliness as well as for their wit. Artemus Ward, Josh Billings, Bill Nye, Frank Stockton and all the tribe of humorists known te the world’s joy were so homely that they could stop a train of cars without holding aloft a red flag. And there you are, What, really, can be done about it? Thoughtful Thoughtlessness ROFESSOR BLANK, a learned man, Was deep in thought one day, And as he thought he knew his thoughts Had gone that morn astray. His students saw his studious mood And wondered what he thought, For they could see his thoughts were not On thoughts of what he taught. It’s something I must do," he thought. “Now let me, let me think !”” He stayed awake that night and thought And never slept a wink. 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