Judge, 1914-10-17 · page 22 of 24
Judge — October 17, 1914 — page 22: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This is primarily an **advertising page** from Judge magazine with several brief humorous anecdotes scattered throughout. The main cartoon titled **"Passing the Mustard"** features dialogue jokes about courtship and marriage—typical domestic humor of the era. The jokes mock married life anxieties (wives worrying about canaries during vacation), bravery defined as losing leg-use when wanting to run, and marital miscommunications. One notable anecdote references **Pasteur** (the rabies treatment), joking that a woman is eager to go there after her husband was bitten by a mad dog—dark humor playing on contemporary medical knowledge. The page is dominated by ads for **Club Cocktails** (liquor), a press-clipping service, marriage advice books, cigars, and art prints—reflecting 1910s consumer culture and Prohibition-era attitudes toward alcohol advertising. The **"American Queens"** art-print advertisement promotes illustrations by contemporary artists like Montgomery Flagg, marketed as respectable home decoration. The content reflects period gender attitudes and domestic concerns.
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