Judge, 1914-09-05 · page 23 of 24
Judge — September 5, 1914 — page 23: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising and humor content** rather than political satire. The dominant feature is a large clothing advertisement for Stanley-Rogers Co. (mail-order suits at $200/month), which uses typical early-20th-century hard-sell tactics ("Don't Be Deceived!"). The humor section contains several short jokes typical of Judge magazine: - **"The Retort Peripatetic"**: A tramp insults a woman by saying her husband only comes home at mealtimes—a jab at her unpleasantness - **"In Doubt"**: Senator Sorghum worries whether constituents will give him an ovation or "the third degree"—mild political humor about public reception - **"Will Keep Busy"**: A marital joke about a husband forced to vacation with his wife - **"A Polite Dialogue"**: A Harvard Lampoon contribution mocking the elaborate equipment (corsets, guards, etc.) women wore for dancing The remaining content is hotel, whiskey, and paper supply advertisements. There is **no significant political cartoon or satire** on this page.
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