Judge — July 18, 1914 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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Your PARIS Aooress AVE your mail addressed “care Wells Fargo, Paris,—” and it will always find you. More important still, it will al- ways find you promptly. Our new office is in the Grand Hotel, near to most of the places you are likely to be. In London our new office is at 28 Charles St., Haymarket, just around the corer from almost everywhere. Convenient in location, these two new offices of ours are quite the {= pleasantest express offices you have {= ever known. He There are clerks enough so that {© you are not kept waiting,— : Clerks who know how to answer [f promptly and correctly almost any question you may ask, and who above all know where to find out quickly what they don’t know themselves. Clerks as interested in helping you pick outa motor route or select a hotel, in getting you necessary memberships in foreign automobile clubs, securing your tryptich or looking up trains, as they are in the handling of express matter. Wherever you are every Wells Fargo man is your personal repre- sentative, anxious to help in a human, interested way. Good reasons these for carrying your money in the form of WELLS Farco}: TRAVELERS CHeEcKs GOOD EVERYWHERE LONDON: ew yore: , PARIS: HY aschinenst, NEW YORK: 4 ce Seite Haymarket id Grand Hotel Make things easy for yourself Ale You can’t go wrong if you take it along Happy Outing Days and Evans’ Ale go together Splits and regular size All Dealers Puzzled Now I wonder where They can hide their money. Still the purse they must bear— Now I wonder, where? Such the dresses they wear, And summer is sunny. Now I wonder where They can hide their money! —Stokely S. Fisher Grandfathers ‘ ‘| HAVE a grandchild three and a half years old,’’ said an elderly man, “‘and he’s a corker!’’ “Mine,’’ said another elderly man, ‘‘is four years old, and he’s a little wonder !"’ “Mine strikes me three times a day for said the first, ‘‘and he gets it.’” “‘Mine wanted money,”’ said the sec- ond, ‘‘but he wanted it to buya flag. He said the other boys had flags, and I kind of liked him for that. Patrio’ eh? He didn’t want it for candy or h, and so I gave him a dollar and told him to get a silk flag."” “Mine uses bad language if I don’t give him money,’’ responded the other. “T gave it to him three times a day, and when I refused the fourth time, he called me an old fool.’” “Oh, he didn’t mean it that way, may- be. Boys, you know, will be boys.’’ All of which would indicate that grand- children are as popular with grandfathers as children are with fathers. X-raiment One summer morning, bright and fair, I saw that which caused me to stare. I curbed a strong desire to run— There passed, between me and the sun, Dolled up in white, a simple miss. Ingenuous was she—from this, If fairly wise, you may infer It was no trick to see through her! —Dan Shea. Success Success is that product of a man’s in- genuity which looks biggest when it has a stupendous cost mark and a foreign label pinned on it. Out of a Tob ‘“‘What’s Dropkick doing since he left college?’’ “*Wishing he was back !’’ Die deutsche Confidential “Don’t breathe it toa soul, but I've just sent in my subscrip- tion to Junce ; 1 must sce that German Number.”* Die deutsche Nummer des Jcvoe erscheint im Sep- tember, Man cerfelle nicht sie zu lesen. Ab comicbooks.com