Judge — May 2, 1914 — page 33: what you’re looking at

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Already Booked UNG Springer, of the huge mercan- Y' tile establishment of Swingle & Co., psd sought an interview with the firm’s bead, affectionately known in private con- verse throughout the salesrooms as ‘‘the 4 oar like this, Mr. Swingle,’’ he be- gracefully draping a silken-hosed akle over his knee and wafting a fra- t exhalation of cigarette fume in the direction of his superior. ‘‘I am given reason to believe thata considerable num- ber of the force may be cut off within the pear future, owing to the dull times. I {elt that I should see you personally, 80 that nothing should be done in my case through any misunderstanding, you know. The fact is, I find it deuced hard even pow to make both ends meet. My club does alone amount to quite an item, and Ihave recently transferred to a more ex- pensive boarding place. So, should any such move be under contemplation, I cer- tainly trust that I may be among those— sh!—spared."” “Well, Springer,’’ replied the old mer- chant prince grimly, an ominous note in his voice belying the smile which played about his square-set features, ‘I’ve had youin mind for some time, and I believe Ican appreciate to some extent how you are placed. When I was your age, I didn’t know the word club had any mean- ing beyond its primordial definition, and my boarding place, twice a day at least, was the inside of a two-quart pail that wasn’t always full; but I made both ends meet, just the same. Yes, Springer, there shall be no misunderstanding in your case. I think we can see our way clear to spare you.’’—Ediard A. Barney. Rewards THERE were two houses, side by side, And one was great and one was small ; Inone a butler, filled with pride, Officiated in the hall. Within the little house there dwelt Aman who strove with all his might To make men see, because he felt That much was wrong and little right. His purpose was to educate, Tomake men like the things they should. Half-starved, he labored long and late, Accomplishing but little good. His wealthy neighbor gave no thought To what was fitting or unfit; His purpose was to find out what Men wanted and to sell them i S. E. Kiser. “Bur-reds is intilligent,"’ Mrs. Bran- tigan observed, as she encountered her friend, Mrs. O’Brian. ‘Ye can tache 'em annyt’ing. Me sister has wan as lives ina Clock, an’ whin it’s toime to tell th’ toime, it comes out an’ says cukoo as manny toimes as th’ toime is.” “Dthot's wondherful!” said Mrs. O'Brian. “ “It is indade,"? said Mrs. Brannigan. *An’ the wondherful par-rt ov it all is it’s only a wooden bur-red at thot ad ) Popular Educational Food Campaign Eqgs in wrong combination and an excess of starchy (paste making) and fatty foads make people slaggish and cause ull, splitting kof memory and concentration, drowsiness and inertia. 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