Judge — May 2, 1914 — page 32: what you’re looking at

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—a sparkling well of joy in every glass; full of the fragrance of the grapes and bright and pure as the sunshine that ripened them— en ah ihamnpag me This is the wine the man who buys for quality alone will choose. Foreign made champagnes cost more because there is an added charge for ocean freight and import duty. Sold Everywhere Served Everywhere American Wine Co, ST. Louis _ Cartoon, caricature, and llesrating taught in BOOK form U today for book. Draw*, » Sent postpas INTERNATIONAL SCHOOLofDRAWING. $1 x 232,2, ‘Washington, D. C. Have you ever Mislaid an Important Document? Keep Papers ry A. C. BARLER MFG CO..,57_ W. Lake St., Chicago nce coune with over 123 The Paragraphers’ Prey A SAD, sad history had Lambert Fran- cis Humperdinck. The hero of a best-sex-seller, he was bathed in printer's ink By forty dreary jokesmiths, who made folks laugh each day At their colyums in the papers from Ver- mont to Ioway. He started all the trouble when, quite in- nocently, he “Looked guiltily about, then dropped his eyes."” (—Page 63.) Then: ‘Lambert left the room and tore up Wall Street on the run."’ A sort of paving contractor, eh, what? (—The Evening Sun.) “‘He bent her will, and then he threw his scruples far away."’ Apparently a. 8. to 8., Chief Bender. (—F. P. A.) Misfortune, dour and dolorous, pursued him late and soon, “He fell and cracked his crystal." Where is that? (—The Picayune.) “Lambert felt a draft."” Well, Lammie, Uncle Sam Will tax your feelings after March first. (—Youngstown Telegram.) “He dragged his feet unwillingly across the emerald grass."’ Such rude, reluctant feet he had! (—The Transcript, Boston, Mass.) “He shed @ tear as he observed the sor- row of the maid.” The shed's the place for melancholy squabs, (—Toledo Blade.) And so the poor youth suffered from the bitter, tapping keys Of the forty different jokesmiths, tuned to whose daily wheeze The world held up to scorn the proud L. Francis Humperdinck, While the forty different jokesmiths, se- riatim, took a drink.—p. a. Hollister. Latest News from Hogwallow, Ky. OBE MOSELEY says they have pat- ent wheat thrashers and newfangled safety razors, but that thinking still has to be done by hand. The snow at Bounding Billows is re- ported to have been so thick last week that a person could not walk without stepping in it. Washington Hocks thinks have made a great politician hadn’t watched him so close. Miss Flutie Belcher has ordered a box of face cream, strawberry flavor. With the aid of the Wild Onion school- teacher’s dictionary, Raz Barlow has wrote a love letter to a girl living near Thunderation. After using all the sweet words he could think of, he sealed the envelope with sorghum molasses. Jefferson Potlocks reports that the rains that have fallen since he put a tin roof on his house have been harder than any he has heard in a number of years. he would if they PARIS§ Every Number a Paris Numbe Fashions sketched in Paris from the 6th to 12th; received in New York from the 12th the 18th; appear in Smart Styles on the 255 of the same month. Smart Styles can give you just the help need for a Paris Wardrobe—as smart and 30 tinctive as though you got it yourself in the Rue de la Paix—at a small fraction of the cost —adapted ideally for your own use—and weely in advance of any other source. “Perfect gowning,”’ an art that seems byrigit to belong to a favored few, is really at th command of every woman who truly cares, Time was when a Paris pocketbook was th key. Today, irrespective of the size of adreu- allowance, the ‘‘perfect costume’’ is within the reach of all. SMART STYLES | THE MAGAZINE. OF INDIVIDUALITY. | by showing the most fetching costumes well it | advance of the mode, and by helping you adapt them perfectly to your own personality, co make your costuming a delight—smart, becom ing, distinctive, truly economical. No il chosen gowns or hats to regret, if you uw Smart Styles. Smart Styles is the necessary magazine fe every woman who cares for dress distinction The price is 25 cents a copy, but for the prit- |lege of becoming acquainted, we will glady send you six issues for the price of four. The coupon below is for your use. Tear it ost write in it your name and address, pin a dolla bill to it, and send it to Smart Styles, 41 Wes 25th Street, New York, for a six months’ sib scription— a dollar investment for perfec gowning. $1.50 Worth of Smart Styles for $1.00 Smart Styles, 41 West 25th Street, New York Laccept your trial offer. For this coupon and $1.00 (enclosed) send Smart Styles for six months beginning with the current issue, to (Canadian and Foreign, $1.50) In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. !t will be appreciated. comicbooks.com