Judge — April 11, 1914 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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February I7, 1817, “Sloe Fost atwava hi to bring whey Tom a tadle, He pare on Host? exile and brings 1p good Old Overholt Rye “Same for 100 years.”* As pure, mellow and fragrant to- day as in the days of Pres. Madison when OLp OverHotr first became the choice of men who know. Aged in charred oak barrels and bottled in bond, A. OVERHOLT & CO. Pittsburgh, Pa, Build a Business of Your Own TAKE ORDERS fot ovr CELEBRATED Costom Clothes. Made in oor own mill at Lawrence. Mass, LEADING TEXTILE CENTER OF AMERICA. Bigger Profits for YOU by DIRECT with te MILL. 4 MIDDLEMEN’S PROFITS go into YOUR POCKETS. Agents earn $25 to $50 a Week WHACKING REDUCTIONS bes. Suits $11.80 up. We samples, measurement bla tapes and style book FREE. Business evt lished in 1892. Sead now, TODAY, for special moaey making proposition FREE. COLONIAL WOOLEN MILLS Dept. 131 La = ease HOTEL IMPERIAL Broadway and 32d Street, New York Dancing in the Palm Garden Daily (except Sunday) From 4 to 6.30 P. M. and 10 P. M. to 1, under the supervision of Mr. G. Hep- burn Wilson, M. B., whose a are present to dance sistants with guests upon request. toes Newburg, an asparagus salad and lemon ice cream. “I thought we were going to have a red dinner, dearie,’’ said the husband, when the gu had left. “Tt was this wa; the bride explained. “After I'd got everything all ready, I discovered that I had only two red shades. Thad half a dozen yellow ones, and so I changed the color scheme to match the shaies."’—Chicago Inter-Ocean. Unjust Suspicion—Every morning the wife of the Wall Street man pins a flower to his lapel as he starts for the office— rose when she has one, a blossom of some plainer sort when roses are scaroe. This morning she had a rox<e, but she withheld the usual delicate attention, and for the first time he perceived an ominous look in her eyes. “You never have the flower in your buttonhole when you come home in the evenings,’’ began his wife sarcastically. “*How do you always contrive to lose it?’” “T do not lose it,’ he replied. “I wear the flower until I reach my des I feel that that is far enough for a plain busi- ness man to carry a flower.’’ “After reaching your desk, what do you do with the flower?” she asked. “T give it away,” he replied. “To the girl stenographer?” suggested his wife icily. “Oh, no; I give it to the office boy,’’ he answ “T beg your pardon, but you do not give it to the office boy,’’ she retorted, with acerbity. ‘‘You give it to the ste- nographer. I have seen it pinned on her shirtwaist every day that I have called at your office. I think I shal: discontinue the flower." “In that case I shall lose an office boy —probably by suicide,’’ remarked her husband, meeting her indignant eyes frankly. ‘‘He is head over heels in love with the stenographer, and is trying to make a hit with the flower.”” Hastily she pinned a rose to her hus- band’s lapel and said, “Be careful not to lose it—and give it to the office boy as usual."’—New York: Times. Constant Activity—An Oak Park lady tells this story about a long-suffering hus- band, whose wife seemed to be perpetu- ally wound up. After driving him almost frantic one evening with her conversa- tion, she remarked, ‘Thaddeus, I suppose when I die you'll have a mausoleum built in my memory?” “TL will do nothing of the sort,’’ re- turned the exasperated Thaddeus. ‘*When you die I will have you cremated and your ashes placed in an hourglass. Then you can keep on going forever.’’ — Chicago Inter Ocean. 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